Got a library card today and feel very much reassured in my belief that few things are as much bang for buck as library cards.

I get not only free books but I get access to paywalled newspapers, and a "library of things" where I can check out soldering irons or hobby telescopes!

Hooray libraries!

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Pommel Horse, Lord of the Parallel Bars, Lord of the All-Around

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

THIS IS WHY THEY ARE BANNING TIKTOK:

he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's

you better not shout
you better not goon
you better not pout
i’m telling you soon.
santa clause is coming
to clown