Are the Halloween-obsessed people aware of how basic they are or they still think they’re these cool and subversive holiday hipsters?
July 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Are the Halloween-obsessed people aware of how basic they are or they still think they’re these cool and subversive holiday hipsters?
#dukenukem: homoerotic or flamboyantly straight?
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
#dukenukem: homoerotic or flamboyantly straight?
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Cum On Donald Trump's Face And Make The Fake Tan Run It's 11:00PM
March 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cum On Donald Trump's Face And Make The Fake Tan Run It's 11:00PM
i'm glad cats are real
March 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i'm glad cats are real
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i’d serve cunt but they revoked my food safety license in 2019 for being raw as fuck
February 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i’d serve cunt but they revoked my food safety license in 2019 for being raw as fuck
i'm not "cuckoo" for cocoa puffs, but I partake when the opportunity arrises.
February 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i'm not "cuckoo" for cocoa puffs, but I partake when the opportunity arrises.
i'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of ass
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of ass
Upsetting the Whoville vegans by eating a roast beast sandwich with green eggs and ham.
February 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Upsetting the Whoville vegans by eating a roast beast sandwich with green eggs and ham.
You're in the club doing special K; I'm in the club doing Captain Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch. We are not the same.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You're in the club doing special K; I'm in the club doing Captain Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch. We are not the same.
Shampoo has the word "poo" in it and I honestly I think that's fucking gross.
February 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Shampoo has the word "poo" in it and I honestly I think that's fucking gross.
Me after getting stabbed in the back by a large rubbermaid trashcan: "Et Tu Brute?"
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me after getting stabbed in the back by a large rubbermaid trashcan: "Et Tu Brute?"
Alexander the Great overshadowed by Alexander the Crunk
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Alexander the Great overshadowed by Alexander the Crunk
If Hitler wasn’t a thing, I wonder which celebrities today would have the tiny mustache.
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If Hitler wasn’t a thing, I wonder which celebrities today would have the tiny mustache.
I don't have a brain per se, it's just one of these whirling in my skull
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I don't have a brain per se, it's just one of these whirling in my skull
Why aren't we eating giraffes? So much untapped potential in the form of neck meat.
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Why aren't we eating giraffes? So much untapped potential in the form of neck meat.
Pabst only won its blue ribbon because no other beer was competing.
January 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pabst only won its blue ribbon because no other beer was competing.
it's time for cars to get a new honk
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
it's time for cars to get a new honk
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proud to announce that my game studio, developer of titles like "what if dark souls sucked shit out of an ass" is standing up to woke
January 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
proud to announce that my game studio, developer of titles like "what if dark souls sucked shit out of an ass" is standing up to woke
Why aren’t down-going escalators called de-escalators?
August 20, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Why aren’t down-going escalators called de-escalators?
What’s the point of having grownup money and not having any Sriracha or Sobe to spend it on?
July 22, 2023 at 3:47 PM
What’s the point of having grownup money and not having any Sriracha or Sobe to spend it on?
How do I switch the settings on automatic doors so that they close when people walk up to them?
July 6, 2023 at 12:09 PM
How do I switch the settings on automatic doors so that they close when people walk up to them?
Is Twitter the 4chan of Twitters now?
July 6, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Is Twitter the 4chan of Twitters now?