Wernher Neumann
@wernherneumann.bsky.social
American. No Kings.
German. Nie wieder.
German. Nie wieder.
O GOD DID I SAY TIP I WASNT SPOSD TO SAY TIP
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
O GOD DID I SAY TIP I WASNT SPOSD TO SAY TIP
BubbaTrump Shrimp Sticks
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BubbaTrump Shrimp Sticks
Bubba Trump Shrimp
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bubba Trump Shrimp
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
They're on their way to this
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They're on their way to this
The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.
Is it take your child to work day?
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is it take your child to work day?
All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.
Dear Bari:
Attached is an improved version of your letter.
Attached is an improved version of your letter.
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Dear Bari:
Attached is an improved version of your letter.
Attached is an improved version of your letter.
"America have stealth fighter, even bomber of stealth. They have satellite of many high tech sensor. But America have not undergarment for adult that give good smell and cover bad one?"
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"America have stealth fighter, even bomber of stealth. They have satellite of many high tech sensor. But America have not undergarment for adult that give good smell and cover bad one?"
"Rumors about smell, they are true."
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Rumors about smell, they are true."
When your parents were like "Brian & Kaitlyn are our favorite names"
August 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
When your parents were like "Brian & Kaitlyn are our favorite names"
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Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
My card to Katie:
July 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My card to Katie:
An impressive 2:1 manspread-to-chair-width ratio.
June 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
An impressive 2:1 manspread-to-chair-width ratio.
TNT First Ever Instant Winner of Sports Emmy Awards
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
TNT First Ever Instant Winner of Sports Emmy Awards
What I learned is 47rump did nothing for the "problem" in his first term.
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What I learned is 47rump did nothing for the "problem" in his first term.