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Wernher Neumann
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American. No Kings. German. Nie wieder.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 15h
FSD: Family Self Destruction
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 15h
Is it take your child to work day?
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 19h
When someone prefaces a statement with, "It's, it's, it's being, uh, told to us that..." get ready for a whopper.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d
THE REAL PROOF WAS IN THE FLASK HE DRANK ALONG THE WAY
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d
THE REAL PROOF WAS IN THE FLASK HE DRANK ALONG THE WAY
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d
$100 says a maga christian will be on Fox saying, "God did not command tylenol after circumcision, so this is backed by scripture."
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d
Oh I think somebody already made the proof, Junior. Check your jacket for the flask.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d
You can't do your annual physical too often you know.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
HE LIVES!
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Gov. Abbott: "Hell son, Chicago ain't gonna know what 'it 'em. Cuz nobody ever dun BBQ like a good ole Texas BBQ, and there sure as hell ain't none of em as good as a Texas National Guard BBQ. Hook 'em!"
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Josh Hawling ass down the hawlway
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 3d
I forget-- who controls the White House, Senate, and House?
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
LOL yes
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Of course Pete would want a guy in there named Hung.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
All their vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
I hear all their vehicles are just completely riddled with donut holes.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Battle of the Bulge II
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
I've been in shitshow meetings before but never one so bad we had to pray for our safety as the first agenda item.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Goddam what's on that meeting agenda?!
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
I hear tell that a country song run backward gits you yur dog back, yur truck back, an yur wife back. But does it shur as shit get yur country back cuz goddam we need our country back.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
The X-Wing pilot of Red Six spotted
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
In his defense he keeps his tin of Pure Evil breath mints in this pocket and when he pulled it out before the press conference this is what happened.
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 3d
Gosh, there's no history of U.S. supporting and deposing regimes in the Americas is there?