Wes Likes Everything
@weslikeseverything.bsky.social
Flesh and Blood tcg enjoyer
Professional husband
He/Him
Professional husband
He/Him
idk what candy has to do with animal husbandry but the folks at Jolly Rancher dont miss
May 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
idk what candy has to do with animal husbandry but the folks at Jolly Rancher dont miss
'Sry if your mother says ur
grounded then ur grounded'
grounded then ur grounded'
May 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
'Sry if your mother says ur
grounded then ur grounded'
grounded then ur grounded'
I want Mother Gothel so fukn bad. Not my business how she raises her kid
May 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I want Mother Gothel so fukn bad. Not my business how she raises her kid
Scorching hot take but old lady drivers are goated.
They're so slow and predictable and they don't know how to use their phone so they're never texting
They're so slow and predictable and they don't know how to use their phone so they're never texting
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Scorching hot take but old lady drivers are goated.
They're so slow and predictable and they don't know how to use their phone so they're never texting
They're so slow and predictable and they don't know how to use their phone so they're never texting
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It's important to maintain homeostasis in your body.
Take a probiotic to increase gut bacteria and chase it with three tequila shots to kill them
Take a probiotic to increase gut bacteria and chase it with three tequila shots to kill them
December 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
It's important to maintain homeostasis in your body.
Take a probiotic to increase gut bacteria and chase it with three tequila shots to kill them
Take a probiotic to increase gut bacteria and chase it with three tequila shots to kill them
Flushing with clean water is probably going to sound to pur grandchildren like smoking on planes does to us
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Flushing with clean water is probably going to sound to pur grandchildren like smoking on planes does to us
Excited to become Kombucha Guy
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Excited to become Kombucha Guy
I have a sparkling water problem but it's fine bc I just learned that kombucha is naturally carbonated so i can seize the means of production
December 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I have a sparkling water problem but it's fine bc I just learned that kombucha is naturally carbonated so i can seize the means of production
If you see this, post a knight
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
If you see this, post a knight
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because of pregnancy, the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than 1
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
because of pregnancy, the average number of skeletons in the human body is greater than 1
If they made that Submarine out of the same glass that pickle jars use it wouldn't have imploded, I drop pickle jars all the time shits indestructible
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
If they made that Submarine out of the same glass that pickle jars use it wouldn't have imploded, I drop pickle jars all the time shits indestructible
I am gonna make it
open.spotify.com/track/0s9aeZ...
open.spotify.com/track/0s9aeZ...
This Year
The Mountain Goats · The Sunset Tree · Song · 2005
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I am gonna make it
open.spotify.com/track/0s9aeZ...
open.spotify.com/track/0s9aeZ...
Trigger fingers turned to bluesky fingers
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Trigger fingers turned to bluesky fingers
News media has decided Bluesky is Twitter's heir but I won't believe it until I hear a mention in a rap song
November 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
News media has decided Bluesky is Twitter's heir but I won't believe it until I hear a mention in a rap song
To make such incredible posts in such obscurity is my cross to bear. They are works of art in a locked museum. Poems I whisper to the wind.
November 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
To make such incredible posts in such obscurity is my cross to bear. They are works of art in a locked museum. Poems I whisper to the wind.
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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair
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The best technique for escaping a labyrinth
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
November 23, 2024 at 10:18 PM
The best technique for escaping a labyrinth
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
Rzn for the szn
November 24, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Rzn for the szn
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Taking the first sip of coffe & screeching like a toddler on christmas morning
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Taking the first sip of coffe & screeching like a toddler on christmas morning