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Andrew Whalen's fiction
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Read my first published story online for free! it takes 1 minute, 45 seconds! It’s got phantasmal artillery, haircutting, barbarian lovers, and the horde of the Star Witch! It takes 2 minutes to read!!!! So much fantasy-horror has never before been available in so few minutes!!
andwhalen.com#barber
andwhalen.com#barber
Read my first published story online for free! it takes 1 minute, 45 seconds! It’s got phantasmal artillery, haircutting, barbarian lovers, and the horde of the Star Witch! It takes 2 minutes to read!!!! So much fantasy-horror has never before been available in so few minutes!!
andwhalen.com#barber
andwhalen.com#barber
Andrew Whalen
Andrew Whalen's fiction
andwhalen.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Read my first published story online for free! it takes 1 minute, 45 seconds! It’s got phantasmal artillery, haircutting, barbarian lovers, and the horde of the Star Witch! It takes 2 minutes to read!!!! So much fantasy-horror has never before been available in so few minutes!!
andwhalen.com#barber
andwhalen.com#barber
My short story ”Witch Finger” can be read in Issue #6. It’s packed with violence and magic.
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Featuring new Jirel of Joiry, a Sword & Planet special issue, a feast of art...🤩
Available in:
💻 Accessible digital
📖 Classic softcover
and
📚 Luxurious hardcover formats
Get them direct from our site 👉 newedgeswordandsorcery.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My short story ”Witch Finger” can be read in Issue #6. It’s packed with violence and magic.
nw The Devil-Doll (1936)… if you told me Tod Browning teamed up with Erich Von Stroheim I never would have imagined this plot in a million years
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
nw The Devil-Doll (1936)… if you told me Tod Browning teamed up with Erich Von Stroheim I never would have imagined this plot in a million years
Proud to have my first published stories run in New Edge. Oliver nails everything wrong with AI slop.
In another space I felt compelled to share the editorial for our upcoming issue six of @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social, so I may as well share it here for y'all.
August 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Proud to have my first published stories run in New Edge. Oliver nails everything wrong with AI slop.
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Important stuff
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April 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Important stuff
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Publicly contesting the professional judgments made by doctors is journalism; publicly contesting the professional judgments made by journalists is activism
How the New York Times Bet Against Transgender Rights and Won
This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.
June 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Publicly contesting the professional judgments made by doctors is journalism; publicly contesting the professional judgments made by journalists is activism
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When someone tells you buses could never be free, ask them how much they pay to take the Staten Island Ferry.
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When someone tells you buses could never be free, ask them how much they pay to take the Staten Island Ferry.
The invigorating crackle of hamon surges through my sandwich, re-plumping the soggy tomato with life energy direct from the sun
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The invigorating crackle of hamon surges through my sandwich, re-plumping the soggy tomato with life energy direct from the sun
My photos never look like night anymore. My phone turns everything into a day for night scene from a Hammer movie
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My photos never look like night anymore. My phone turns everything into a day for night scene from a Hammer movie
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The Speedwagon Foundation has been very nasty and unfair to the beautiful Mr. Dio
May 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Speedwagon Foundation has been very nasty and unfair to the beautiful Mr. Dio
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
April 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
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absolutely adore this photo. dudes rock.
April 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
absolutely adore this photo. dudes rock.
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March 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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My top 4 movie soundtracks:
March 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My top 4 movie soundtracks:
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And this will also be true of any other Democrat who throws trans people under the bus. No support for trans people = no vote from me. It's that simple.
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
And this will also be true of any other Democrat who throws trans people under the bus. No support for trans people = no vote from me. It's that simple.
I wake and my cat is up on his back two legs like Black Phillip, staring at me, AITA?
March 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I wake and my cat is up on his back two legs like Black Phillip, staring at me, AITA?
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I love this piece we ran last year about HRT and the joy of having your literal tastes change www.eater.com/24180730/hrt...
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I love this piece we ran last year about HRT and the joy of having your literal tastes change www.eater.com/24180730/hrt...
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THE CROWDFUND FOR NEW EDGE SWORD & SORCERY 2025 IS LIVE
Three issues - a Sword & Planet special - a New Jirel of Joiry story...
The more re-posts this gets, the more bonus stories will be added to this year's issues!
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Three issues - a Sword & Planet special - a New Jirel of Joiry story...
The more re-posts this gets, the more bonus stories will be added to this year's issues!
Go here to learn more and back the magazine: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...
February 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
THE CROWDFUND FOR NEW EDGE SWORD & SORCERY 2025 IS LIVE
Three issues - a Sword & Planet special - a New Jirel of Joiry story...
The more re-posts this gets, the more bonus stories will be added to this year's issues!
Go here to learn more and back the magazine: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...
Three issues - a Sword & Planet special - a New Jirel of Joiry story...
The more re-posts this gets, the more bonus stories will be added to this year's issues!
Go here to learn more and back the magazine: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...
Is there a more underrated action movie than Stone Cold?
February 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Is there a more underrated action movie than Stone Cold?
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Drawing the Episode - In this week's episode of Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk, we learn about the different ways in which classical art moves people. #dndpodcast #rudetalesofmagic #funnypodcast #copicmarkers #fyp
February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Drawing the Episode - In this week's episode of Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk, we learn about the different ways in which classical art moves people. #dndpodcast #rudetalesofmagic #funnypodcast #copicmarkers #fyp
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That Section 31 was the only significant element of DS9 that's been taken up by NuTrek is one of the many damning aspects of NuTrek.
January 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That Section 31 was the only significant element of DS9 that's been taken up by NuTrek is one of the many damning aspects of NuTrek.
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Rest in peace David Lynch. Thank you for changing my life forever
January 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Rest in peace David Lynch. Thank you for changing my life forever
My story about a barber for barbarian hair is a subscriber only bonus packaged with the new issue.
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45,000 words of new stories & non-fiction with 18+ original illustrations per issue. See what everybody is talking about!
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
My story about a barber for barbarian hair is a subscriber only bonus packaged with the new issue.