Floating in the sea
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Green chile, bacon, and bourbon. PAC-12 nomad. Bruins. Devils. Buffs.
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
Probably helps the packers that you can’t plan on using your kicker here.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Probably helps the packers that you can’t plan on using your kicker here.
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In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game…
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
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If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
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December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
In light of tonight’s #GoAvsGo vs VGK game…
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
If you want to donate directly to an organization that is working to support survivors of sexual assault, consider this nonprofit.
takebackthenight.org
How I feel about the state of everything right now.
a group of men in historical costumes with the words nobody knows above them
ALT: a group of men in historical costumes with the words nobody knows above them
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How I feel about the state of everything right now.
Now you just have to legislate car manufacturers to build these. Oh wait. They don’t because they don’t make money. Not because of fuel economy standards.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Now you just have to legislate car manufacturers to build these. Oh wait. They don’t because they don’t make money. Not because of fuel economy standards.
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social old man get off my lawn opinion. Daniil But should’ve picked a different number.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social old man get off my lawn opinion. Daniil But should’ve picked a different number.
Support your local library.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Support your local library.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
RIP. This didn’t need to happen. So fucking sad.
Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78 year-old man, a newly released video shows
Lacy took his own life days before he was set to appear before a grand jury
Lacy took his own life days before he was set to appear before a grand jury
Video shows Kyren Lacy nearly 100 yards behind fatal crash, attorney says
By Matt Moscona Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78...
www.louisianasports.net
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
RIP. This didn’t need to happen. So fucking sad.
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The Rockies have been eliminated from the playoffs.
They are ready to take photos at the park in the offseason.
They are ready to take photos at the park in the offseason.
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Rockies have been eliminated from the playoffs.
They are ready to take photos at the park in the offseason.
They are ready to take photos at the park in the offseason.
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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The parent company of 9NEWS is being acquired by the parent company of FOX31 in Denver and the stations will be combined, according to the company's CEO. Here's what we know:
August 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The parent company of 9NEWS is being acquired by the parent company of FOX31 in Denver and the stations will be combined, according to the company's CEO. Here's what we know:
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The @Rockies were down 9-0 in the 1st inning
They just won 17-16!!!
They just won 17-16!!!
August 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The @Rockies were down 9-0 in the 1st inning
They just won 17-16!!!
They just won 17-16!!!
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I don't want to alarm anyone, but we now have more followers than @rockies.com.
I guess they know better than to post their Ls on Bluesky.
I guess they know better than to post their Ls on Bluesky.
July 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but we now have more followers than @rockies.com.
I guess they know better than to post their Ls on Bluesky.
I guess they know better than to post their Ls on Bluesky.
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Dems should vow to impeach Bove and any nominee who did not testify truthfully under oath
July 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dems should vow to impeach Bove and any nominee who did not testify truthfully under oath
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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The Rockies just recorded their 72nd loss tonight, dropping to 51 games under 500.
Colorado has twice finished the 162 with 72 or fewer losses.
It's July.
Colorado has twice finished the 162 with 72 or fewer losses.
It's July.
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Rockies just recorded their 72nd loss tonight, dropping to 51 games under 500.
Colorado has twice finished the 162 with 72 or fewer losses.
It's July.
Colorado has twice finished the 162 with 72 or fewer losses.
It's July.
@tylerkepner.bsky.social on your most recent byline, you know Arizona comes before Atlanta alphabetically I’m sure. This is a very strange decision to flip them when everything else is alphabetical on the list. Anyhoo, keep on going. Fun columns this week.
July 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
@tylerkepner.bsky.social on your most recent byline, you know Arizona comes before Atlanta alphabetically I’m sure. This is a very strange decision to flip them when everything else is alphabetical on the list. Anyhoo, keep on going. Fun columns this week.
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The Rockies' elimination number is 40.
(the number means how many opposing wins / Rockies losses until they are eliminated from the playoffs) and they can watch nature cams in the offseason.
(the number means how many opposing wins / Rockies losses until they are eliminated from the playoffs) and they can watch nature cams in the offseason.
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Rockies' elimination number is 40.
(the number means how many opposing wins / Rockies losses until they are eliminated from the playoffs) and they can watch nature cams in the offseason.
(the number means how many opposing wins / Rockies losses until they are eliminated from the playoffs) and they can watch nature cams in the offseason.
Suns with the twin towers and triple shooting guard line up. Match up problems galore. For whom I have no idea.
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Suns with the twin towers and triple shooting guard line up. Match up problems galore. For whom I have no idea.
NEW: @davidubben.bsky.social and I played around with #CFB26 Dynasty Mode.
Here's what's new, what we like and what we'd still like to see.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/644...
Here's what's new, what we like and what we'd still like to see.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/644...
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
George soros must be writing some damned big checks . Or maybe he’s not writing a single one.
I find it more likely, and reasonable, that people really are concerned about their country. And the future.
History is happening before our eyes. And I’m hopeful.
#nokings
I find it more likely, and reasonable, that people really are concerned about their country. And the future.
History is happening before our eyes. And I’m hopeful.
#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
George soros must be writing some damned big checks . Or maybe he’s not writing a single one.
I find it more likely, and reasonable, that people really are concerned about their country. And the future.
History is happening before our eyes. And I’m hopeful.
#nokings
I find it more likely, and reasonable, that people really are concerned about their country. And the future.
History is happening before our eyes. And I’m hopeful.
#nokings