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she/they. amateur scientist, professional silly-billy
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OH MY GOD
Headline juxtaposition doesn't get much more Orwellian than this
June 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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We're going from "foreign tourists afraid to visit the US" to "US citizens afraid to go abroad because of what could happen when they return to their own country"
I was waiting for this—evidence of CBP overreach at a US/Canada *land* border.

Well, here it is: a *US CITIZEN* detained in Vermont, handcuffed, and confined to a cell across from his wife.

They could have been transferred to an ICE facility.

Cross in airport pre-clearance if you can.
April 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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We all have our own definitions of the word “good”
April 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The Dallas ICE office is involved in a mass removal effort targeting nearly 200 people — many without removal orders — scheduled to be deported to El Salvador today.

This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
April 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I know it's probably passe to jump on the "hating on Chappell Roan" bandwagon to say that she's kind of irked me all along but she's kind of irked me all along in a way I could never put my finger on, not to mention milquetoast vibes the whole time
April 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The fact Trump created a special refugee/asylum status for (white) Afrikaners has been widely reported. This is the first reporting I've seen abt just how much we're doing/spending to essentially recruit Afrikaners to resettle in the US www.nytimes.com/2025/03/30/u...
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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genuinely feel insane
March 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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This is what corruption looks like.
March 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Signal chat with war plans = no danger

Student with an opinion that hurt the government’s feelings = immediate threat to national security

🤡🤡🤡
March 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I feel like this tweet did not get enough attention this week
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Ahh lol
March 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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An important assertion in this statement is that the flight to Louisiana occurred on Wednesday morning. The district court ordered that she not to be moved out of Massachusetts on Tuesday.
New from Rumeysa Ozturk's lawyer:

Rumeysa hasn't been accused of any crime & "DHS has not produced any evidence" that she did anything unlawful.

Rumeysa wasn't able to speak to her lawyer for 24+ hours & not until after she was in Louisiana — despite a court order that she not be moved from Mass.
March 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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What I do not think the Washington understands is that it’s not Trump in himself that’s discrediting us to the allies. Every now and then in a democracy, the people elect a turd. It’s that the Constitution gives them a Mad King Removal button and they are too cowardly and cynical to press it.
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This is an insane solution to a problem that Republicans created.
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Do note that at the border, these mitigations are less helpful because they have a wider statutory authority to search devices and they do not need a warrant www.aclu.org/news/privacy...
Can Border Agents Search Your Electronic Devices? It’s Complicated. | ACLU
We’ve been getting a lot of questions about when border agents can legally conduct searches of travelers’ electronic devices at international airports and other ports of entry. Unfortunately, the answ...
www.aclu.org
March 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:

Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck Marco Rubio and all the fascists that enable this kind of bullshit. She wrote an op-ed a year ago about how Tufts should acknowledge the Palestinian genocide, that's not causing a ruckus... and even if that did it's not illegal. This is so dystopian, I can't believe it
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the government revoked the visa of Rumeysa Ozturk, an international student at Tufts University who was detained by U.S. immigration agents on Tuesday. Ozturk, a Turkish citizen and a Muslim, has written essays in support of Palestinian rights. nyti.ms/4janPRO
March 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Was brave yesterday and actually looked online for postdoc positions at Berkeley and Stanford yesterday, after suspecting they would be all dried up. But to actually see no postings anywhere broke my heart... because I've been waiting so long to return to academia after being away.

1/🧵
March 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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CNN put together a collection of clips of various Trump officials who were on the signal chat criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email server
March 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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🔥 PETE ON HEGSETH-GATE: “An epic fuck-up… these are not serious people… if there are no consequences, all the bluster from Trump about merit was bullshit… we deserve so much better…”
March 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Saw this post of engineering students in the 1st and 5th year of their program on Instagram yesterday and couldn't help but notice how much more worn around the edges they seemed in the "after" pictures. Feeling like I blossomed during my engineering PhD in comparison 😂
March 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Senate Democrats really must insist that Schumer step down. We can't have a leader who so fundamentally misunderstands our reality.

Further, @schumer.senate.gov should resign. We need Democratic senators who are effective, now more than ever.
this is a straightforward delusion
Schumer told Annie Karni and Luke Broadwater: “Here’s my hope … after this election, when the Republican party expels the turd of Donald Trump, it will go back to being the old Republican party.”

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM