There is no kind of post worse than “order of operations related math problem rage bait”

Idris Elba wearing gloves while voice recording for Knuckles

Dedicated to the role 💪😂

#Sonic3

I know we aren’t supposed to say things like this but it’s sad that she looks like someone in their mid 50s trying to look 30 when she is only 28….

Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order

every parent at 8pm

🤝
“turn this tv off”
🤝

kendrick lamar

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes

[woke moby dick] thar they blow

They’re literally playing baby shark in the bar rn. We are so cooked

“I don’t know about Lana Del Rey. She always sounds like she’s on the beach and depressed”