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Matthew Essary

@wheelscritic.bsky.social

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“Just a guy who likes movies” - Writer/Sometimes Editor/Podcaster/Gif Maker. Licensed counselor. Pretty much always tired. Press contact: [email protected] Portfolio: https://muckrack.com/wheelscritic/portfolio

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · Nov 7

Thank you for all the new follows! I appreciate the love as I attempt to rebuild after fleeing the sinking u-boat that is Twitter. For anyone who doesn’t know me, I’m going to share a few of my favorite pieces of work. First, one on the horror themes of “Collateral” www.polygon.com/23006361/col...

Collateral made Tom Cruise into a slasher movie villain

Michael Mann’s gritty L.A. thriller inches close to the horror genre

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1h

…into seasons. And the PPVs are insanely cheaper. I ordered All Out *and* Wrestle Dream for less than HBO Max charged for just All Out by itself. It’s totally worth the 8 dollars a month and the 3 for the vpn

Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1h

Nord VPN. Very reliable. Lots of places offer promo codes for it where you can get 30 months at around $3 a month, billed monthly. AEW+ on Triller is the way to go. Besides uncensored feeds w/no commercials. It has the complete Dynamite/Rampage/Collision/Dark Archive already neatly organized

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5h

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matt lynch @colonelmortimer.bsky.social · 6h

This appears to be a Region B German blu of RICOCHET in, at long last, correct OAR. Thanks to @mattmccrac.bsky.social for the heads up. www.blu-ray.com/movies/Ricoc...

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. I honestly don’t see the point in even doing it if Butler’s not young Chris.

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

I thought the general consensus was Austin Butler had that role locked down? There was even footage of him doing firearms training that looked extremely “Heat”-esque.

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Dan Tabor @dantabor.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote about some concerns I have with that Whole Bloody Affair release.

Cinapse @cinapse.bsky.social · 1d

KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR on 70mm?!? “You Didn’t Think It Was Gonna Be That Easy, Did You?”

Recently, Tarantino announced that on December 5th he would finally be releasing Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, the mythic original cut of his two part kung-fu, samurai, western, revenge epic in theaters, in 35mm and 70mm flavors. This new release would include a “new” anime sequence that wasn’t finished in time for the film’s […] The post KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR on 70mm?!? “You Didn’t Think It Was Gonna Be That Easy, Did You?” first appeared on Cinapse.

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t forget about Paul Bunyan and Babe the blue ox. Also,

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

We use to be kings…

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like he’s building a cosplay of modern day Robert Patrick.

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 1d

CM Punk currently looks like Homer Simpson from that one episode where Homer built an entire pompadour, for himself, out of black shoe polish.

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 2d

You aren’t missing much. Though “Elvis” is an interesting curiosity.

Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 2d

At this point no John Carpentar film is “underrated.” All the worthwhile ones have been thoroughly reappraised and reclaimed by a passionate and substantial fanbase. And those couple misfires? Collectively ignored in an almost hivemind-like unspoken unison.

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 3d

thrilled & honored to finally sit down with The Boys™ for a super fun chat about Shane Black, pulp, and Play Dirty

Action For Everyone @a4epodcast.bsky.social · 3d

NEW EPISODE! @hibachijustice.bsky.social, @vycevictus.bsky.social, Liam, and @odstspartan.bsky.social are back & they didn't come alone. This week they welcome @priscillapage.bsky.social to talk all things Shane Black with the release of PLAY DIRTY! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Hardboiled Throwbacks and PLAY DIRTY (2025) with Prisicilla Page by Action for Everyone

The Boys are back and in full force. Mike, Vyce, Liam, and Max return with a guest that has been a longtime coming. This week they welcome, the one, the only, Prisicilla Page to talk all things hard b...

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 4d

I think anyone who is knowledgeable about both would probably agree. (What I’m saying is ‘me too.’)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

MESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical media collector David Campbell confirmed Wednesday he was “absolute...

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

Hey! Want a free OOP HK genre film? I know you do! - "The Private Eye Blues" 1994 -
Jacky Cheung ("A Bullet in the Head") stars in this stylish neo-noir about a boozy, down-on-his-luck Private Investigator tasked w/ tracking down a runaway girl from the Mainland who is more than she seems. DL below⬇️

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Snips Movies @snipsmovies.bsky.social · 5d

Made it to EIGHTY episodes and people are STILL watching! Masochists!

In the latest episode of Inside The Video Store, there's a look at the latest VS announcements, some cool donations, a holy grail VHS, and all the usual shenanigans...

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Inside The Video Store: Episode Eighty (Cool Donations! The VHS Holy Grail! Megan 2.0!)

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Oct 31

screencap of Adam Sandler from 'Uncut Gems', subtitle reads

I'm going to become Hubie Halloween

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 4d

This is my last stand with all this nonsense. If this place tanks, I’m out. Done with all of it.

Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

I’m a fan 😄

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

Watch an overly muscled-Frank Grillo fight Howling-style werewolves (one of which is dressed like a full-on punk rocker post-transformation)! What I’m saying here is… Good movie, imo. You should check it out.

Steven C Miller @stevencmiller.bsky.social · 5d

WEREWOLVES IS NOW ON HULU! cc @themaclennan.bsky.social

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

I prefer Double Team as well and I take this as a sign that’s it’s likely on its way too.

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Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

I know right?

Matthew Essary @wheelscritic.bsky.social · 5d

JCVD and Tsui Hark’s utterly unhinged film “Knock Off” is getting a 4K UHD release from MVD in January!

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