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Johnny cakes
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Imposter syndrome is my middle name; Trophy Husband and father to three jackanapes, NJ Devils, Hudson Valley
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Fonts have entered the culture war
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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@trilemma.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I talked about this — including this gift gold bar—on my podcast this AM—talking about presidential gift-giving and corruption.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVmh...
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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We need to teach our young men about misogyny so they don't think it's okay to become like him.
Tweet from a user sarcastically calling Trump the “President of the United States of America,” with an American flag emoji. Below is a TV screenshot showing Donald Trump next to a graphic titled “Trump’s Attacks on Women Reporters,” listing several dates with insults he used, including “Quiet, piggy,” “Insubordinate,” “Ugly,” “Are you stupid?,” “Stupid and nasty,” and “Obnoxious and terrible.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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kairyssdal.bsky.social
We’re not a serious country
stanfordc.bsky.social Chris Stanford @stanfordc.bsky.social · 5d
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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whattheactualf.bsky.social
Trump is bonkers!!
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5d
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Trump has repeatedly put farmers out of business. Has driven up their costs for everything, including labor. Has them begging him for welfare every year. Tells them he knows more about their business than they do. Lies to them. And they still vote Republican and send him money.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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kairyssdal.bsky.social
My girlfriend's in Canada...you wouldn't know her
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d
Brooke Rollins: "These deals are real. No one in the history of our country has ever been able to effectuate deals like this. We won't see the effect until next year."
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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lol I love that Habba thinks she can quit a job she never had. That reminds me, I need to resign as the prime minister of Australia.
katiephang.bsky.social Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 6d
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.

And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages flip.it/suFsPa
Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages
16 cases are linked to a church, which followed exposures at four schools last week.
flip.it
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The truth is stil out there.
The #EpsteinFiles
The truth is stil out there. The Epstein Files
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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georgehahn.com
This is stupid.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Saladino: "The goal here is not for people to get sweaty in airports. Nobody wants to be sitting next to somebody smelling on an airplane. But ... "
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Can’t we get the UN escalator gremlin to just stop it once and for all…. 🙏
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I wonder if anyone has had the courage yet to point this out to Trump, or if it was all just blustering rage, like the "Investigation" into the "sabotage" of the escalator at the UN.

A Sound and Fury, signifying nothing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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What about the escalator at the UN?
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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androidmedia.bsky.social
What ever happened with the UN escalator investigation?

Media let that one just go
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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casuallylucid.bsky.social
You would think these statements would be common sense.

The bare minimum of a functioning society.

Yet here we are.

#Pinks
#Resist
"Having a president come in and fire all the scientists, and the doctors, and the economists and the PhDa, and replacing them with loyalists and people who don't know anything is actually not in the best interest of the citizens of the United States." Ketanji Brown Jackson (photo of Jackson as background)
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Are we experiencing the same timeline? I’m genuinely confused
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Name your band after your favorite AOC quote:

Nesting-Doll Yacht Rich
dflan1.bsky.social David @dflan1.bsky.social · 7d
If I had a punk band, it would be called 'Betsy DeVos Sucks' 💙
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM