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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3d

don't threaten me with a good time imho

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3d

it’s funny he thinks he’s that relevant

Cernovich & @Cernovich
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In an alternative timeline, Kamala Harris is in office, by now over 5 million gang members are in the country, Elon is in prison, Trump is dead, X is controlled by the DNC, I'm dead or in a gulag, your family is being rounded up, about to be murdered. We were that close.
5:18 PM • 10/3/25

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 3d

Opalite SLAPS but also I love my friends canceled 🔥

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justaspookyguy @lawstylist.bsky.social · 3d

We don't have to pretend this is normal (buccees)

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 3d

There are so many options. Yes, we're judging you. At best, you're an idiot. At worst, a literal nazi.

Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 4d

If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3d

in the woke cinematic universe soros snaps his fingers and half of guatemala immigrates to jackson hole

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 3d

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

dan sinker @dansinker.com · 3d

Portland never stops being Portland.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 4d

wizard frog is insane

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3d

glad to see we learned from charlie kirk.. the right way to kill jordan peterson is letting god do it for you

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 5d

These are the moments worth printing.

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 5d

I think our social media status is just "At War"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

how it feels to wear a sport coat in modern society

A guy waiting for a train in Boston. He's dressed like a man would in the late 1700s.

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 5d

IT'S ALRIGHT, YOU WERE DANCING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES 😭😭😭

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 5d

I NEED FRIENDS TO SCREAM TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS WITH ME

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 6d

Everyone thinks "gifted" means your kid is some genius savant. Thanks, 90s parents. But there are advanced students who aren't "gifted", there are students who can't get good grades who are. The branding is all wrong, and it kind of wrecks the whole point of it.

Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 6d

I also have a gifted daughter, but her school won't do the same. She's also ADHD, but they won't accommodate for that bc her grades are good (she's only 4th grade but works her butt off for those grades) and she tests far beyond grade level. So she's bored out of her mind.....*and* ADHD.

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 6d

In 5/6th grade, we separated for math classes, so I was in an all 5th grade class but went to math with the 6th grade class.

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 6d

We had gifted programs. I was in them. I'm 38 🙃

What we also had: mixed classes, like 2nd/3rd, 3rd/4th, etc that were composed around student ability. I was always in the younger part of the class, but learning with the older group at their grade level.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6d

as a child of gifted intelligence whose school did not offer gifted classes i learned something more valuable than i could have possibly learned in a gifted class: how to put up with dummies

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 6d

Hard to think of a topic more tailor-made to the peculiarities of Bluesky's demographics than gifted kid discourse - seemingly everyone's a former gifted kid who's exactly 38 thus is likely to now have gifted kids of their own.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9d

evergreen

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@hermit_hwarang

american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 9d

I'll only watch the video on mute with captions.

Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 9d

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9d

you don't have to pay tariffs on movies if you pirate them btw

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 9d

i am constantly going to car shows in random central virginia towns and hanging out with elderly white guys and their 1957 ford thunderbirds and i should make that a bigger part of my pundit persona. “ah, i commune with the Volk around their sacred objects”

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 9d

This is my 7yo. And when we say something, he begins literally dragging his feet.

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Hey, Lo @whynotlolo.bsky.social · 9d

Had my permanent retainer removed from my top teeth today (it's been on a downward spiral since I broke those teeth collapsing in my kitchen a couple years ago).

I haven't flossed so freely in nearly 25 years.

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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 9d

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