Alaina Patterson
@willbefunorelse.bsky.social
Geriatric millenial, bird app survivor, and Cat Donaghy's mom.
WHO CHOSE "SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING" TO BE THE SONG TO PLAY INTO COMMERCIAL
I just wanna talk.
I just wanna talk.
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
WHO CHOSE "SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING" TO BE THE SONG TO PLAY INTO COMMERCIAL
I just wanna talk.
I just wanna talk.
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If Boston needed to contend with an invading army they could just take down all the street signs and that's it.
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
If Boston needed to contend with an invading army they could just take down all the street signs and that's it.
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on one hand we have the unfathomable logistical, operational and political task of canceling american elections, on the other hand we have the ravings of a demented old man who can't even pacify a mid-sized midwestern city. and i'm the silly one? i'm the irrational one?
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
on one hand we have the unfathomable logistical, operational and political task of canceling american elections, on the other hand we have the ravings of a demented old man who can't even pacify a mid-sized midwestern city. and i'm the silly one? i'm the irrational one?
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ICE can't even deal with irate middle-aged midwesterners. how does he occupy hundreds, if not thousands, of polling cites and precincts? trump v. illinois clarified that he has no legal authority to unilaterally commandeer national guards, how does he move forward from there?
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ICE can't even deal with irate middle-aged midwesterners. how does he occupy hundreds, if not thousands, of polling cites and precincts? trump v. illinois clarified that he has no legal authority to unilaterally commandeer national guards, how does he move forward from there?
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what does he do about the fact that in most states midterms and statewides are on the same cycle, so "canceling the elections" might mean that tennessee doesn't have a governor next year. how does he convince tennessee republicans to give up power in their own states?
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
what does he do about the fact that in most states midterms and statewides are on the same cycle, so "canceling the elections" might mean that tennessee doesn't have a governor next year. how does he convince tennessee republicans to give up power in their own states?