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Hentai Rights Activist | MENSA member | Pretty fly for a Yakubian experiment
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · Aug 11
oh my god, you haven't even immanentized the eschaton yet?
A group of young men and women at a party, judging you
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 8h
The Durbworth wombo combo
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 9h
there's nothing more American than ordering a plate of fajitas and then going "oh wow" as the waiter puts it down in front of you
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 9h
Not true.

His hands are made of foreskin
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 10h
Permian Basin companies in shambles
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 10h
they all give off the vibe like "I tried to draw a picture once and it pissed me off so bad"
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 10h
:)
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 10h
I'm sure it's fine, it's not like AI tech is the only growth area in the mark-- oh. Oh wow.
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 11h
This man is doing Dante's Inferno: Mental Illness Redux
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 11h
RIP retirement portfolios
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 11h
signs and wonders
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 11h
the man, the myth, the public masturbator
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 12h
it's frankly the ideal sort of government
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 12h
I would simply rather not partner with Qatar at all 🤷
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 13h
I still cannot believe Boogie Nights is that old. It feels like it was made just a few years ago.
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 14h
I'm sure that's nothing
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 15h
not to be confused with Hypno Toad, which as you will recall lost prevalence after the early 2000s
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 15h
they're chugging your ass in the milk chats
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 17h
[visionary voice] the antichrist is between 5-8 people who I personally hate
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 17h
The highly anticipated sequel to the original critically acclaimed Bert Guy
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 18h
that was a little nuzzle
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 18h
There's like 40 separate crises brewing , which means we're entering an Era of Weird Alliances. If someone seems to have their head on straight re: important issues, I'm willing to give them a shot.
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 18h
Authored by The Nation's Partners 😭
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
Oh yeah it's like 7 seconds to midnight, knowledge is fun
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
Vance is the meme of a guy with Downs Syndrome dressed as a king saying Heil Hitler.
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
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