Mind Titan
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When your wife makes reservations at a nice restaurant, so you need to ask to borrow nice shoes from your good friend Godzilla
We can add “properly sized shoes” to the growing list of means of transportation that the Secretary of Transportation is scared of
when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When your wife makes reservations at a nice restaurant, so you need to ask to borrow nice shoes from your good friend Godzilla
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Mr. President, God commands you to build 100 pykrete battleships
"Navy finalizing FY-27 plan for Trump-backed 'Golden Fleet,' 'big beautiful ship'"
Navy finalizing FY-27 plan for Trump-backed 'Golden Fleet,' 'big beautiful ship' | InsideDefense.com
SIMI VALLEY, CA -- The Navy is putting the final touches on plans for a sweeping new shipbuilding initiative known as the "Golden Fleet," Navy Secretary John Phelan said today, confirming that Preside...
insidedefense.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mr. President, God commands you to build 100 pykrete battleships
Quick, somebody write a script for Woke: The Movie so we can get her to humiliate herself by starring in it
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Quick, somebody write a script for Woke: The Movie so we can get her to humiliate herself by starring in it
I am fucking crying at this
she looks like buzz lightyear lmao
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I am fucking crying at this
It's, time for ..,
THE JACKENNINg
THE JACKENNINg
it's 10 pm, the jacking hour
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's, time for ..,
THE JACKENNINg
THE JACKENNINg
Europe needs to get cocky again and recognize they're simply superior to this Russian Federation. Better economy, better society, better militaries, better infrastructure, absolutely mogging on Russia by most metrics, and it's ok to get loud about it when Russia is such an asshole neighbor.
It's not even a new idea. Ru has had this aim since Soviet days. Even Yeltsin assumed the US decided Europe's fate alone and told Clinton he wanted Ru in on it. Now Trump's obsession w a Ru-American reset gives them hope the US will finally share and let Ru dominate a chunk of Europe.
Russian state tv is propagandizing this idea all over the place:
“Perhaps Russia and the United States will decide the fate of Europe without it. This is a very possible prospect”
“Perhaps Russia and the United States will decide the fate of Europe without it. This is a very possible prospect”
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Europe needs to get cocky again and recognize they're simply superior to this Russian Federation. Better economy, better society, better militaries, better infrastructure, absolutely mogging on Russia by most metrics, and it's ok to get loud about it when Russia is such an asshole neighbor.
The United States is fun because if you even think about outside they automatically deduct $700 from your bank account
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The United States is fun because if you even think about outside they automatically deduct $700 from your bank account
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Hi, we're Silicon Valley- you probably recognize us from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hi, we're Silicon Valley- you probably recognize us from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'
The long-term vision is to mercantile plurality and develop feastable widgets out of any parallel nouns.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The long-term vision is to mercantile plurality and develop feastable widgets out of any parallel nouns.
Getting those Heemeyer schematics for a 100% All American Blue Collar Road Panzer
fuck it just make Shermans street legal at this point
The plan, to be announced later Wednesday, would ease pressure on automakers to control pollution from gasoline-powered cars and trucks and significantly reduce fuel economy requirements through the 2031 model year. https://to.pbs.org/3MhfMr4
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Getting those Heemeyer schematics for a 100% All American Blue Collar Road Panzer
Yeah you've gotta talk to your students and figure out stuff which mutually works. Giving no due dates for assignments spiraled out of control for my classes so I talked to students to figure out a model which worked better
This is a lovely illustration of how every prof needs to figure out for themselves—and with an eye toward their own students' needs and peculiarities—what will work for them.
Because as loosey-goosey as I may appear, neither of these would work AT ALL for me. At all at all at all.
Because as loosey-goosey as I may appear, neither of these would work AT ALL for me. At all at all at all.
YES! This is why, in my classroom, EVERYONE can turn in late work with no penalty. EVERYONE can access lecture notes 48 hours before the lecture. Many accommodations that started as part of an IEP made so much sense I just gave them to everybody.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yeah you've gotta talk to your students and figure out stuff which mutually works. Giving no due dates for assignments spiraled out of control for my classes so I talked to students to figure out a model which worked better
From the time you first learn Santa isn't real, you become more and more responsible with each passing year for CREATING the magic.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
From the time you first learn Santa isn't real, you become more and more responsible with each passing year for CREATING the magic.
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Prog slop: Just a little more deliverism bro, please bro
Mod slop: let’s find a bisexual college freshman woman at a liberal arts college and beat her to death in public to prove we are serious about law and order
Lib slop: if you criticize democratic politicians I will kill you and then myself
Mod slop: let’s find a bisexual college freshman woman at a liberal arts college and beat her to death in public to prove we are serious about law and order
Lib slop: if you criticize democratic politicians I will kill you and then myself
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Prog slop: Just a little more deliverism bro, please bro
Mod slop: let’s find a bisexual college freshman woman at a liberal arts college and beat her to death in public to prove we are serious about law and order
Lib slop: if you criticize democratic politicians I will kill you and then myself
Mod slop: let’s find a bisexual college freshman woman at a liberal arts college and beat her to death in public to prove we are serious about law and order
Lib slop: if you criticize democratic politicians I will kill you and then myself
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(2) The idea that testing accommodations are some kind of beneficence "to help the disabled" is wrong -- the point of the accommodations is to provide disabled students an equal chance to demonstrate the knowledge, skills, and ability the test is supposed to be measuring.
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
(2) The idea that testing accommodations are some kind of beneficence "to help the disabled" is wrong -- the point of the accommodations is to provide disabled students an equal chance to demonstrate the knowledge, skills, and ability the test is supposed to be measuring.
So it looks like every county in Tennessee shifted Blue and the race was within a handful of points, even in a devil dick-red state.
Looks like every seat is up for grabs in 2026.
Looks like every seat is up for grabs in 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So it looks like every county in Tennessee shifted Blue and the race was within a handful of points, even in a devil dick-red state.
Looks like every seat is up for grabs in 2026.
Looks like every seat is up for grabs in 2026.
This holiday season, we're giving the gift of allegiances. Me n the homies are declaring for each other, swearing oaths n shit. Raising swords and such.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This holiday season, we're giving the gift of allegiances. Me n the homies are declaring for each other, swearing oaths n shit. Raising swords and such.
This thread is why it's important to TALK WITH YOUR STUDENTS TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEY'RE STRUGGLING. It's easy to get sucked into typical framing that students are "lazy" or universally unprepared, and your admin would likely rather you blame students and each other rather than them and the industry
I’m observing this a little from the other end- I am a mature (mid thirties) grad student. Some of my younger classmates are struggling, and sometimes *I* am struggling with things I used to do pretty seamlessly.
Look, I am not making excuses, but a few things have changed between 2011 and now.
Look, I am not making excuses, but a few things have changed between 2011 and now.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This thread is why it's important to TALK WITH YOUR STUDENTS TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEY'RE STRUGGLING. It's easy to get sucked into typical framing that students are "lazy" or universally unprepared, and your admin would likely rather you blame students and each other rather than them and the industry
A senator who dares to ask, "what if life was LESS painful instead of more painful?"
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A senator who dares to ask, "what if life was LESS painful instead of more painful?"
This is big, excellent news!
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is big, excellent news!
Great thread.
So what to do about this? If you're faculty or in a teaching position at a university, consider TALKING TO STUDENTS if you haven't already. And by "talking to students" I mean investigate wtf is going on with them. Prep interview questions. Consider it research.
So what to do about this? If you're faculty or in a teaching position at a university, consider TALKING TO STUDENTS if you haven't already. And by "talking to students" I mean investigate wtf is going on with them. Prep interview questions. Consider it research.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Great thread.
So what to do about this? If you're faculty or in a teaching position at a university, consider TALKING TO STUDENTS if you haven't already. And by "talking to students" I mean investigate wtf is going on with them. Prep interview questions. Consider it research.
So what to do about this? If you're faculty or in a teaching position at a university, consider TALKING TO STUDENTS if you haven't already. And by "talking to students" I mean investigate wtf is going on with them. Prep interview questions. Consider it research.
Using an instant pot is scary because you might NOT die
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Using an instant pot is scary because you might NOT die
It's giving thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's giving thanks.
Europe is going to need to go ape-shit on Russia soon, with or without the US. That's just facts.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Europe is going to need to go ape-shit on Russia soon, with or without the US. That's just facts.
Skill issue
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Skill issue