Got ya honorary lahge Dunks and a Pats jersey with ya name on it kid.

Cut to Tim waiting outside Mar-a-Lago with a baseball bat full of nails and the Pride of Minnesota behind him.

"at least he'll be with jake" i whimper as i curl into a ball and sob quietly oh god OH GOD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

never thought of it this way before but: same

help

Had to give it a good think but “Eeyore’s Warm Embrace”. Something about Pooh’s sticky honey. Is this anything.

This is totally unrelated: Just thought of a porno with the most absolutely Looney Tunes-esque sound effects and started cackling at my desk. We're talking every sproing, boing, and bonk you can imagine. Throw a Wilhelm scream in there. Why not. It's almost 2026.

Anyway yes! Many more articles to come. Please remind me to post about my published writing as it goes live on the Internet. I am bad at self-promotion! Thank you!

AND FOURTH BUT NOT LEAST: "EDEN" from Norway's Tape Trash, a symphony of heavy rock about heavy topics such as "What does it mean to have faith?" and "What happens when you grow distant from God?" Probably one of my favorite records of 2025, if I'm honest: start-track.com/album-tape-t...

THIRD: "Power Lines", a new EP from LA-based paer, a dream pop duo sporting ethereal keys yearning for connection in between states of being: start-track.com/ep-paer-powe...