The Barry Nailgun
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all of my enemies are ontologically evil
I made this! like, all of it, including the song. I promise I'll get better at programming drums.
After the Children, Fire - Barry Nailgun
YouTube video by barry nailgun
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December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I made this! like, all of it, including the song. I promise I'll get better at programming drums.
I am never going to underestimate my ability to get passably good at a relatively new skill within a few days ever again.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I am never going to underestimate my ability to get passably good at a relatively new skill within a few days ever again.
this puts her in the laughably impossible situation of having to dial back some of her "coverage" about this, but she's also not about to tell her audience "hey, they threatened to sue me and I can't actually back up any of the bullshit I've made millions telling you for the past 3 months"
I don't know how there's any question re: why Candace Owens has somewhat changed her tune about the Charlie Kirk killing. I assume his widow and/or TPUSA probably threatened to sue her, and it's very unlikely she has any evidence to back up the claims she has made that would hold up in court.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this puts her in the laughably impossible situation of having to dial back some of her "coverage" about this, but she's also not about to tell her audience "hey, they threatened to sue me and I can't actually back up any of the bullshit I've made millions telling you for the past 3 months"
I don't know how there's any question re: why Candace Owens has somewhat changed her tune about the Charlie Kirk killing. I assume his widow and/or TPUSA probably threatened to sue her, and it's very unlikely she has any evidence to back up the claims she has made that would hold up in court.
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don't know how there's any question re: why Candace Owens has somewhat changed her tune about the Charlie Kirk killing. I assume his widow and/or TPUSA probably threatened to sue her, and it's very unlikely she has any evidence to back up the claims she has made that would hold up in court.
it’s entirely possible that no song has aged both better AND worse than Weird Al Yankovic’s “Trigger Happy”
December 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it’s entirely possible that no song has aged both better AND worse than Weird Al Yankovic’s “Trigger Happy”
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Cops invented their own Havana Syndrome to get sick time off after beating up someone ODing and they've marinated in their own lies about it for so long that the president just declared it a WMD.
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Cops invented their own Havana Syndrome to get sick time off after beating up someone ODing and they've marinated in their own lies about it for so long that the president just declared it a WMD.
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you're going to prison // there's a prison hospital
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you're going to prison // there's a prison hospital
I don't know if I'm ready for this or if I even want it, but I guess it's happening.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't know if I'm ready for this or if I even want it, but I guess it's happening.
how the hell am I supposed to take a period piece seriously when everybody's face is fulla goddamn silicone
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
how the hell am I supposed to take a period piece seriously when everybody's face is fulla goddamn silicone
the "kill em all" shit is bad and definitely illegal, but I feel like we're kind of missing the forest through the treeline.
about them drug boats
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the "kill em all" shit is bad and definitely illegal, but I feel like we're kind of missing the forest through the treeline.
about them drug boats
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
about them drug boats
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
1) no publicly released physical evidence
2) no independent identification of victims
3) no chain-of-custody/allied-nation reports
4) no release of underlying intelligence justifying strike decisions
5) no demonstrable imminent threat to legally justify lethal force
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I do not spend 16+ weeks growing and processing these plants for some absolute psychopath to smoke that shit through Richard Dreyfuss' mashed potato mountain from Close Encounters
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I do not spend 16+ weeks growing and processing these plants for some absolute psychopath to smoke that shit through Richard Dreyfuss' mashed potato mountain from Close Encounters
"I don’t understand people who can turn on a camera and either forget it’s there or just not care. When I turn on a camera, it feels like I have an invited an evil spirit into the room."
excellent work.
excellent work.
SISTER - a short film by Daniel Hentschel
YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel
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November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"I don’t understand people who can turn on a camera and either forget it’s there or just not care. When I turn on a camera, it feels like I have an invited an evil spirit into the room."
excellent work.
excellent work.
really felt like I was prepared for anything but I guess I wasn’t prepared for Bubbagate
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
really felt like I was prepared for anything but I guess I wasn’t prepared for Bubbagate
there's a lot that I love about this movie, but Rourke puts in such a wonderful, simple performance of closed-off male suffering here. it's only once this random stranger has passed out that he opens up. then... kaput. beautiful.
Spun [2002] - The Cook shares his childhood memory [4K] - Mickey Rourke
YouTube video by Kalci
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November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
there's a lot that I love about this movie, but Rourke puts in such a wonderful, simple performance of closed-off male suffering here. it's only once this random stranger has passed out that he opens up. then... kaput. beautiful.
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barely a metaphor lmao
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
barely a metaphor lmao
L O fuckin LLLLLLLLLL
‘Big Short’ investor Michael Burry has a $1.1 billion bet against AI stocks, and markets are plunging | Fortune
Wall Street expects tech stocks to take a hammering this morning—again.
fortune.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
L O fuckin LLLLLLLLLL
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“Following the jewel heist at The Louvre, [Bari] Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown…Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code…”
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Following the jewel heist at The Louvre, [Bari] Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown…Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code…”
this Orson Welles classic always cheers me up.
Original Takes for Orson Welles Wine Commercial
YouTube video by grimscribe126
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October 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this Orson Welles classic always cheers me up.
some serious laugh-out-loud moments in this one
Philosophers described by Peep Show
YouTube video by JP
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October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
some serious laugh-out-loud moments in this one
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*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden
September 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden