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Brian Elk 🦌 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈
@winslow-vs.bsky.social
Kind of like a badger.
Secular humanist monk in Athens Ohio.
🚫 No crypto accounts
🚫 No porn accounts
🐇 Yes pet accounts
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"Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be an answer."

#NoMansSky
I wonder how long before thigh tattoos become cringe like barbed wire armbands
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Susie Wiles interview reads like Frankenstein, without the refinement and prose. Oh, so you're upset that the flesh-beast you hand crafted didn't live up to your expectations? Pobrecita.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Hmm. A blockade. Very Star Wars coded.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, feuding with a dead comedian is certainly hinged behavior.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a sad, big, fat, repugnant cunt.
I’m thinking of a word.

It rhymes with hunt.

Big, fat, repugnant hunt.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Haha Hogwart's Legacy is free on Epic Games right now and that's still too much money. Fuck JK Rowling.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's just a couple of flakes
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nostalgia is a great memory thief. Yes, things were certainly better, in retrospect.

youtu.be/jTqwe57ObFo?...
The Chemical Brothers - The Golden Path ft. The Flaming Lips
YouTube video by ChemicalBrothersVEVO
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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folks it is not your grandmother
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just had the wildest AI auto dial call. Included phones ringing in the background, chatter, and "let me close my door so I can hear you better."

I'm gonna go stare at the ocean.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I know their ads are bait but I get Descovy/PREP through HeyMistr, and American Exchange also brokers out my health insurance. This year, the FOLX Foundation increased the monthly premium payment benefit to $175, with all available credits I am only paying $9 a month for health insurance.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Clean clean clean
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love these lil guys
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't think either party should be allowed to buy Warner Bros. I think both are bad choices.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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straight best friend announced in the group chat that he and his wife are expecting a fifth child
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me entering my Luddite phase
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A guy on Scruff this morning asked if I had property, because he wanted to go hunt some deer. Uhm, sir, those are my relatives? Also not the platform for that but I mean I guess.

Imagine a guy in fatigues doused in deer piss coming by.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"I get too many notifications, I can't check messages from you daily."

Technology ghosting, but like you can manage your notifications
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM