Winston but without a clever username
@winstondeleon.bsky.social
As it turns out, "Being a moth" is very dishonoring to one's ancestors, as such a low reincarnation indicates grave flaws of character.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
I have so much respect for moths after learning this.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
As it turns out, "Being a moth" is very dishonoring to one's ancestors, as such a low reincarnation indicates grave flaws of character.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Thus, every moth unrelentingly seeks to fly into the flames.
Too many to list comprehensively, but some highlights:
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Too many to list comprehensively, but some highlights:
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
- The Pickle Jar Incident
- The Bowling Ball Incident
- The Car Hood Incident
- The Icicle Incident
- The Sword Incident (yes really)
- The .45 ACP Shell Casing Incident
- The Hot Mains Power Switch Incident
...Somehow, I'm still here, though!
It also takes the fruit of an entire nutella tree.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It also takes the fruit of an entire nutella tree.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
The sugar cane is just because nutella fruit tastes truly awful until it's sweetened.
It was 9.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It was 9.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Which is impressive, because there's only 8 slices to a pizza.
Truly, you can't out-pizza the hut.
Show me how your 2025 went
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Show me how your 2025 went
I don't really have an outfit for the Day it Happens.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
My outfit for the Day It Happens
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I don't really have an outfit for the Day it Happens.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
Also, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I'm not sure what "it" is.
Ahhh well. If it's really so awesome, I guess I'll know it when I see it, and there probably won't be a strictly enforced dress code anyway.
They tried peyote but the trips lasted too long and it wasn't good optics for the weather person to go on the air still high and in ecstatic communion with the very air itself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They tried peyote but the trips lasted too long and it wasn't good optics for the weather person to go on the air still high and in ecstatic communion with the very air itself.
I mean really though that's on Applebee's for not being rigorous in checking IDs. There's plenty of documents you could show that have your birthday on them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I mean really though that's on Applebee's for not being rigorous in checking IDs. There's plenty of documents you could show that have your birthday on them.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
It's the great quest of the modern era.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's the great quest of the modern era.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
And like any great quest, it wouldn't mean much without the stakes being real. 1 in 3 men will die along the way, having never found The One Grill for them, but at least having been ennobled by the journey itself.
It's a Holy Grail thing, you understand.
Use only one piece to convince folks to follow you
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Use only one piece to convince folks to follow you
He was never able to spend it because it was a single $1 million bill and no place he ever tried to shop at was able to break $1 million.
Tragic, really. Except not.
Tragic, really. Except not.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He was never able to spend it because it was a single $1 million bill and no place he ever tried to shop at was able to break $1 million.
Tragic, really. Except not.
Tragic, really. Except not.
A reporter once asked her why she'd do it.
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A reporter once asked her why she'd do it.
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
She just stared with no expression in her hard, piercing eyes, and in the kind of voice so quiet it was terrifying, she said: "He knows what he did."
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Reposted by Winston but without a clever username
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "One Day We Will Wake Up To His Obituary" towel. It's a good apolitical towel that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries
I would just like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who has fought on the cool side of the drug war. Today's Low Quality Ad salutes you with this pin.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I would just like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
All Burnt Sienna crayons are made from the ashes of the actual Sienna, after she was burnt.
Poor girl :(
Poor girl :(
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All Burnt Sienna crayons are made from the ashes of the actual Sienna, after she was burnt.
Poor girl :(
Poor girl :(
Cartographers, who know the earth is a sphere, pretending to be flat-earthers, in order to sell more spherical globes to people trying in good faith to prove the fabricated flat-earth movement wrong.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cartographers, who know the earth is a sphere, pretending to be flat-earthers, in order to sell more spherical globes to people trying in good faith to prove the fabricated flat-earth movement wrong.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
This is how Chef Boyardee had an incredibly successful side career as a cat burglar.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is how Chef Boyardee had an incredibly successful side career as a cat burglar.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
I'm skeptical about someone named Hamm trying to tell me about strawberries.
They're not even in the same food group.
They're not even in the same food group.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm skeptical about someone named Hamm trying to tell me about strawberries.
They're not even in the same food group.
They're not even in the same food group.
Not true. In olden days, just having a bucket was a superpower.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not true. In olden days, just having a bucket was a superpower.