Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
They put the large man in tiny little glasses for me, specifically
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
They put the large man in tiny little glasses for me, specifically
Fool, I have already depicted myself as the Chad Chicken, and you as the Virgin Hypnotist
Russian poet-futurist Vladimir Golzschmidt hypnotizing a chicken. 1923
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Fool, I have already depicted myself as the Chad Chicken, and you as the Virgin Hypnotist
Surprised that Papa Johns is using Google AI instead of Grok, for that authentic Papa John racism
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Surprised that Papa Johns is using Google AI instead of Grok, for that authentic Papa John racism
Newsom talking to Ben Shapiro, a guy no Republican cares about anymore, just to tell him how much he likes ICE. His comms team has to be fuming.
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Newsom talking to Ben Shapiro, a guy no Republican cares about anymore, just to tell him how much he likes ICE. His comms team has to be fuming.
Wow, can't believe Scott Adams died at 68. Right between two possible funny numbers. Real fumble there, dumbass.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Wow, can't believe Scott Adams died at 68. Right between two possible funny numbers. Real fumble there, dumbass.
Can't really say anything about the world so instead I will say I love these two and I'm so excited to see them in the show proper
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Can't really say anything about the world so instead I will say I love these two and I'm so excited to see them in the show proper
They should make sports roguelikes where each season the teams gain various power ups but it resets at the end
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
They should make sports roguelikes where each season the teams gain various power ups but it resets at the end
I looked up the ram I have in my PC and it's now costing $900 new. Wow I love The Economy
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I looked up the ram I have in my PC and it's now costing $900 new. Wow I love The Economy
This is Pierce's dad from Community but he had to replace a hand with that of a small doll after a tragic mishap at the racism factory
Among the nominees just confirmed is Leo Brent Bozell III, a far-right activist and critic of the fight to end apartheid, who Collins just approved to be the United States AMBASSADOR TO SOUTH AFRICA.
Vile and irredeemable. tinyurl.com/5fwv4dzc #MEpolitics
Vile and irredeemable. tinyurl.com/5fwv4dzc #MEpolitics
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
tinyurl.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This is Pierce's dad from Community but he had to replace a hand with that of a small doll after a tragic mishap at the racism factory
Recently I was told I sound like "The Bobs Burgers Guy" which I don't think is accurate but I did feel flattered to be told I sound like H Jon Benjamin anyways
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Recently I was told I sound like "The Bobs Burgers Guy" which I don't think is accurate but I did feel flattered to be told I sound like H Jon Benjamin anyways
They are called curse words due to the various buffs and debuffs they provide
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They are called curse words due to the various buffs and debuffs they provide
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love how obvious this energy alien in TNG is just so clearly a guy in a bodysuit
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Catholic Church should start excommunicating people for posts
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
*watching Aguirre, the Wrath of God* Yeah, nice raft but I would have simply found El Dorado.
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
58M pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because wood pieces may be embedded in the batter.
bit.ly
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh so we can't have natural beautiful wood in our food and only micro plastics???
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
September 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Seeing my cat lie on the couch in a brand new way: Amazing, A Momentous Occasion
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He's gonna bring out Jeffrey Epstein to say he wasn't in the files and was always a cool and normal guy
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I remember trying to watch the Nostalgia Critic as a kid and being genuinely confused by watching reviews of movies I had already seen. I legit just couldn't understand the appeal.
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Entertaining myself by recording myself saying weeb shit in various accents and then instantly deleting the recording
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Satan minding his own business, thriving
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
In the distance "Real American" starts playing, getting steadily louder.
Satan: Ugh. Fuck.
Hulk Hogan: I heard someone was trying to unionize down here, Red Hulkamaniac
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
July 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I found the perfect "Personal Life" section on Wikipedia
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
July 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Pissing off writers by calling them "idea guys"
Reposted by Derek
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
June 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chefs will tell you that cooking your own food is perfectly safe and then 10 seconds later they put on special gloves to take stuff out of the oven
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Getting banned from r/guns for asking which of the guns are guys and which guns are girls
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thinking about him (Iskander from Fate/
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)
Zero) and then I see he apparently has a figure with his dick out (it is very expensive)