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Devourer of Worlds (created in books) | Occasional creator | ASD / ADHD | Human | Hoarder of Glasses | Fandoms, oh the fandoms | Leguminati | Socially awkward potato | Lover of Cheese | Drinker of Coffee
Happy New Year from Split, Croatia!
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Weird question… would you be able to put some karaoke versions of you music up on youtube? I’m going to an angels & demons themed event next week and want to sing “Don’t Save Me,” and “God no!” or “Isn’t it Perfect,” hoping to introduce more of my friends to your music.
July 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy Pride weekend, my lovelies!
June 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
To the parents that don’t love your LGBTQ+ kid enough to want to see them happy:

You are horrible humans.

Oh, and fuck right off.

That is all.
May 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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this is where i live btw
May 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Some people have standards when it comes to partners. Good on them.

So I made a list:
-Someone to laugh at me when I’m being an idiot
-Bicker with me over coffee
-Have a nice cuddle before falling asleep
-Perhaps delight in a spot of mischief
-Sing with me on road trips
-Be a kind bastard
May 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I just picked up a Macbeth poster from the cinema I watched it in 2 weeks-ish ago.

Now, to get it framed and displayed where I can admire it in the regular.

Mmmmmm…..
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When you’re insane and drive a ridiculous amount to see a limited release film.

But, will be worth it!

Also, did some touristy crap. Bought a top hat. Good times.
February 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That feeling of seeing your bestie for the first time in 9 years 💕
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Quite right.
February 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
But remember, the only labels they care about are the ones they deem appropriate. Bastards. (and I don’t mean that in a good way)
January 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This sounds truly interesting.
Hello new followers. I’m a historian whose book on extinction’s links to empire, race and genocide is out soon. Recommended by the FT as a book to read in 2025, you can learn more about it and preorder using this link.

More on amazing ways of being to come!

www.penguin.co.uk/books/309254...
Vanished
From an award-winning historian of race, science and empire, a path-breaking and poignant history of extinction as a scientific idea, an imperial legacy and a political choice Anyone alive today is a...
www.penguin.co.uk
January 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I found out my cousin is in jail and is a registered sex offender.

Grandma should have chosen better when picking her favorite.
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction. No matter how well-planned, how foolproof an evil plan, no matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, in the end it will founder on the rocks of iniquity and vanish. - T Pratchett & N Gaiman
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight is DnD night!

AKA: The one night a week I have confidence in myself, all while pretending to be something that I am not.

Maybe I should have been an actor…
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My recent attempts to introduce someone to Terry Pratchett’s #Discworld series ended up in me being strongly disappointed in the person’s lack of enthusiasm.

The brilliance of the books must have been beyond their comprehension.
January 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I want to sleep in my own bed.
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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Happy birthday Jesus
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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BREAKING
December 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I love everything about Manhattan. Except for prices. And perhaps tourists.
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM