Patrick Seitz
@patrickseitz.bsky.social
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
One of *my* favorite things is hearing your reads when you’ve recorded ahead of me. 🫡
Also, “Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeer… PUUUUUNCH!” I’m rather a fan of that. 😊
Also, “Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeer… PUUUUUNCH!” I’m rather a fan of that. 😊
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
One of *my* favorite things is hearing your reads when you’ve recorded ahead of me. 🫡
Also, “Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeer… PUUUUUNCH!” I’m rather a fan of that. 😊
Also, “Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeer… PUUUUUNCH!” I’m rather a fan of that. 😊
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He should, at the very least, give her the FIFA Peace Prize so she’s not empty handed.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
He should, at the very least, give her the FIFA Peace Prize so she’s not empty handed.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: Trump “will try to take what he wants—that's true whether it's in a department store dressing room, or a majority of the American electorate telling him no, or the head of a sovereign foreign state telling him no, or our NATO allies, or the courts, or the Constitution.”
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: Trump “will try to take what he wants—that's true whether it's in a department store dressing room, or a majority of the American electorate telling him no, or the head of a sovereign foreign state telling him no, or our NATO allies, or the courts, or the Constitution.”
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Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.
finally reading moby dick. why didn't anyone tell me that it's good
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.
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I understand that the goal is to focus their messaging on Affordability and all but I am tired of the twelve dimensional chess framing
the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn
he wants oil, kidnap maduro
the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn
he wants oil, kidnap maduro
Chris Murphy: "At some level he's winning tonight because clearly part of his intent here was to distract the American people -- you and I -- from what's happening here at home. You have 20 million families who are getting massive increases in their healthcare premiums. People will die."
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I understand that the goal is to focus their messaging on Affordability and all but I am tired of the twelve dimensional chess framing
the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn
he wants oil, kidnap maduro
the president is a bunch of evil fireflies beeping in a jar, he doesn’t distract from things so much as it’s a different firefly’s turn
he wants oil, kidnap maduro
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles
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The "no worries if not!" opposition party.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The "no worries if not!" opposition party.
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It’s the fucking East Wing all over again. Demolish it with zero notice, have an architect lined up, but be such an asshole the architect quits and you’re left with a massive pit
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It’s the fucking East Wing all over again. Demolish it with zero notice, have an architect lined up, but be such an asshole the architect quits and you’re left with a massive pit
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela.
The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.
The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Chuck Schumer: The Trump administration lied to me in three separate briefings about their plans for Venezuela.
The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.
The Democrats: WE DEMAND A FOURTH BRIEFING IMMEDIATELY.
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Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.
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Link this to everyone who talks about how "AI is inevitable." Especially if they're in publishing.
Chuck Wendig had a great response:
My Open Letter To That Open Letter About AI In Writing And Publishing
The tl;dr before you get into this post is this: the SFWA came out, said that some AI usage was okay enough in books for the authors of those books to not to be disqualified from winning a Nebula a…
terribleminds.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Link this to everyone who talks about how "AI is inevitable." Especially if they're in publishing.
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
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These clowns are just making up duties and rules and laws. Artists don't have any duty to sing for fascists, and only a fascist would try to force them to.
"Any artist cancelling their show at the Trump Kennedy Center over political differences isn't courageous or principled—they are selfish, intolerant, and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people"- Kennedy Center spokesperson Roma Daravi
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
www.npr.org
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
These clowns are just making up duties and rules and laws. Artists don't have any duty to sing for fascists, and only a fascist would try to force them to.
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“Didy’ever spike a news story to appease a fascist, only to have it totally blow up in your face?”
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Didy’ever spike a news story to appease a fascist, only to have it totally blow up in your face?”
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When Endeavor had to go Plus Ultra, so did @patrickseitz.bsky.social!
Full Interview on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch
Full Interview on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When Endeavor had to go Plus Ultra, so did @patrickseitz.bsky.social!
Full Interview on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch
Full Interview on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch