Patrick Seitz
@patrickseitz.bsky.social
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
MOM: What? Covid?
CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin
DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
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This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is my favorite part of this cycle we've been repeating for my entire adult life: when they sit backwards on the chair for some real talk and explain that you're a fucking peasant who doesn't understand how things work.
Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Her: You better not be Big Head Mode from NFL Blitz when I get back.
Me:
Me:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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zohran high school host club
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
zohran high school host club
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
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I bet he can pronounce it now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bet he can pronounce it now
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Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.
Call it a hunch.
Call it a hunch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Y'know, I'm starting to think that voters might be just a *little* unhappy about all the fascism and deadly incompetence.
Call it a hunch.
Call it a hunch.
And not a moment longer. 💕
I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And not a moment longer. 💕
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"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍
Vector illustration commission for @patrickseitz.bsky.social, the English VA for Ragna the Bloodedge 🩸🔪
#blazblue #art
#blazblue #art
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@primogenitor34.bsky.social did such a great job on this Ragna artwork! I can’t wait for you guys to see it in person. 👍
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.
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BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BIG NEWS: The cluckin' cool Patrick Seitz will be the English voice of our red-combed hero, Keiji! 🐔
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
You might remember Patrick from his incredible roles as:
▪️ Dio in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
▪️ Franky in One Piece
We're stoked! 😍 #RoosterFighter
“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“My backup…? *What* backup…?!”
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The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The best thing Kimmel could do right now is do what the Right does when it is deplatformed: replatform yourself on another service, go live, and dunk on the administration harder than ABC would ever have allowed him to. Go full South Park on them. Do an hour on Patel lying under oath about Epstein.
Mariko: “The Anjin says he loves musical theater.”
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mariko: “The Anjin says he loves musical theater.”
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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
August 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
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Stay in school, kids.
Hide there as long as you can.
Learn to take care of yourself.
Learn dagger skills and the secret language of owls.
Learn about heartbreak, and which ancient creatures dwell in the forests & shadows at the ragged edge of town.
Hide there as long as you can.
Learn to take care of yourself.
Learn dagger skills and the secret language of owls.
Learn about heartbreak, and which ancient creatures dwell in the forests & shadows at the ragged edge of town.
September 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Stay in school, kids.
Hide there as long as you can.
Learn to take care of yourself.
Learn dagger skills and the secret language of owls.
Learn about heartbreak, and which ancient creatures dwell in the forests & shadows at the ragged edge of town.
Hide there as long as you can.
Learn to take care of yourself.
Learn dagger skills and the secret language of owls.
Learn about heartbreak, and which ancient creatures dwell in the forests & shadows at the ragged edge of town.
I wonder how many folks called in Silksick today? 🤔
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I wonder how many folks called in Silksick today? 🤔
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You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.
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Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy