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Aaron Kablack
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Animator, artist, designer, writer, not necessarily in that order
Why am I awaaaaake
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Olivia Bian in Suzhou, China.
m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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here’s how i rate the bad days… a. does it resemble a philip k. dick novel. b. does it resemble a david cronenberg film. c. does it resemble an adaptation of the latter by the former?
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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A thing I haven't seen brought up much regarding the big entertainment news of the week:

Box office actually DRIVES views on streaming.

In pretty much every instance, movies that had a theater run do better on streaming.

Here's an article on this phenomenon from last year: archive.ph/JPDhn
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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What I'm fixating on is the fact that he threw his film editor son under the bus
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I went to this weird place today that’s like a dead letter office for undeliverable Amazon packages/thrift store where there was zero organization but everything was $10. Found a couple incredible pieces.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh my god, if this doesn’t signal the start of the Revolution nothing will
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I want to MST3K this thing so bad for Wayne Knight’s death scene alone.

And Skeet Ulrich’s cameo, for making reference to a story point that just isn’t present in the rest of the movie
To start with, the prologue is in 1982 and the rest of the movie is set in 2002. There’s a HUGE Chekhov’s gun that never goes off. Characters have baffling reactions to events and each other. And the pacing and editing have no flow. It tries to tell four different stories and keeps jumping around.
Guys, I just took my kid to see FNAF 2 and it is a fucking baffling movie.
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To start with, the prologue is in 1982 and the rest of the movie is set in 2002. There’s a HUGE Chekhov’s gun that never goes off. Characters have baffling reactions to events and each other. And the pacing and editing have no flow. It tries to tell four different stories and keeps jumping around.
Guys, I just took my kid to see FNAF 2 and it is a fucking baffling movie.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Guys, I just took my kid to see FNAF 2 and it is a fucking baffling movie.
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
From childhood’s hour
I have not been
As others were
I have not seen
As others saw
I could not bring
My passions from a common spring
My heart to joy at the same tone
And all I lov’d
I lov’d alone
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
That’s almost two whole Twitters
It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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We are witnessing the first documented case of mutual intelligence degradation between humans and machines.
This is not theory. This is peer-reviewed science.

MIT tracked 54 humans using ChatGPT for 4 months. Result: weakest brain connectivity of any group tested.
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
The Cognitive Collapse Thesis: How Polluted Information Loops Are Degrading Both Machine and Human Intelligence—And What It Means for Capital, Power, and Civilization
A Strategic Intelligence Assessment for Decision-Makers Navigating the Most Consequential Technological Inflection Since Electricity
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I actually think this thing might be real youtu.be/gGPCOVcaCoQ
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Whyyyy would you name it the T800???

Quit inventing the torment nexus!

It doesn’t help that it looks like it’s chasing the camera crew
The Engine T800 is fast
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Whyyyyy would you make them capable of this???
Always important to remember that this is because these robots are "faking" being human

Theyre actually capable of way more and way weirder stuff
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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You kids behave, or i’ll put you in Kids Corner and the Clay Men will get you..
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A government of goddamn ostriches
A bit on the nose.
❌ NOTICE Federal US website newly deleted.
https://coralreef.gov

Action taken by the Department of the Interior (U.S. Geological Survey) at or around 2025-12-06 06:11:36.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I just want Golden Rule punishments for them all.

Stephen Miller snatched from his car and sent to a South American prison.

Hegseth…ok, I’m literally trying to come up with some kind of poetic justice that doesn’t involve death and it’s rough

Trump locked in a room with Epstein survivors
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM