Woddle
woddle.bsky.social
Woddle
@woddle.bsky.social
everytime I have a left wing thought Kier Starmer wakes up in a sweat and clicks a button that lowers the speed limit on the M4
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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we need to bring DEI to gooning. we need initatives for more women gooners. we need to have gooner pronoun circles. we need to make gooning woke
June 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"I maintain mechs"

"Cool, what's that look like?"
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
oh I quite like Matt Johnson this will be interesting
A live-action ‘MAGIC: THE GATHERING’ movie will be directed by ‘BlackBerry’ director Matt Johnson.

The film is intended to be the start of a live-action cinematic universe for the franchise.

(Source: Deadline)
April 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I LOVE THE TRANSGENDER DUPLO DINOSAUR!!
April 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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woke is when stuff costs less
April 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
up at stupid o clock for the F1 we are so back
March 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Sorry I stopped arguing with you I was getting fucked crazy style
March 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
why does Reading have a 10 mile long average speed zone. as if the motorway isn't annoying enough in the morning I have to spend minimum 25 minutes a day driving through this bitch
February 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Coming to 4K UHD in May from Arrow Video

Jason Goes to Hell (1993) 4K UHD

MORE INFO TBA

#FilmSky #physicalmedia #Bluray
#4KUltraHD #Horror #HorrorCommunity #4K #4KUHD #fridaythe13th #JasonGoestoHell
February 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
yay!!!!
Coming to 4K UHD in 2025

The Sound of Music (1965) 60th Anniversary 4K UHD

MORE INFO TBA SOON

#FilmSky #Bluray #physicalmedia
#4KUltraHD #4K #4KUHD #TheSoundofMusic #Disney #Musicals
February 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”

Me in 2025: 😐
February 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's such a hard life being a twink on the internet
February 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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this reminds me of how people get mad at me when they find out i don't wear tight pants
February 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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gm bluesky i need more caffeine bad
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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transsexual: hey i’d like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
microwaves understand forks are evil and that's why they blow them up
February 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;

you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Oh no
January 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Are you ready for Benoit Blanc’s most dangerous case yet?

Here’s your first look at Daniel Craig and Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery #NextOnNetflix
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM