My Australian siri man voice outs me more surely than anything I could say or do

Here are some nice mushrooms

Every day I regret not marrying that guy who wanted to take me to Virginia and buy me boobs

i avoid commenting on celebrity passings due to the parasociality of the thing but David Lynch was an artist’s artist and a reminder to never explain yourself (when you don’t want to). one of the greatest filmmakers to ever do it.

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

My claudia

being raised catholic my favorite saint was st. francis of assisi, known for his care for the poor and sick.

There's nothing worse than wasting a good outfit on a nothing date

when boys compliment my tiddies it’s like that’s exactly what this song is about

This ~ 💯%

The Pact

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Why is it that when I'm at my absolute lowest I look positively angelic

I NEED HIM SO BAD

'baby witch' inspires instant contempt

I'd be so insufferable if I was left handed

I used to hate static on dark pictures during my film school days. I felt they inaccurately capture reality as we see it. But now, I find it beautiful. Some digital cameras render the images without, but I have turned this off for my camera.

The flaws of tech feel warm with time, as we look back.