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Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
Dad & Husband. Experimental Fictionist.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.

Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
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Wow. So many new friends! Did I end up on a list!?!
Hey, I’m Jordan! Mostly a dad and a writer working on his first book. Working on a solo game dev journey in some free time.
I like to learn and be creative more than finish things, I think! But I also love to champion indie art/movies/games et al
Startmenu was a revelation when I heard about it, and while I still haven't engaged I think it offers tremendous value in the space. Rewinder likewise. This just goes to show that so many places and people I love to read and see run on passion alone. I'm happy to help.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
NGL, still feeling pretty good about getting a PS5 Pro at launch.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
116 I knew it was going to be my year. Now I can coast!
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
whoa. Didn't know @tolkoto.com was in Welcome to Derry.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There's a new Uwe Boll movie and this is not a drill.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Am I really going to play Vampire Survivors in VR? Yeah. Probably.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lmao NFL officiating is a disgrace. Chatgpt could do better.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I still want Wreckreation to grow and become the true Paradise successor it deserves to be, I just don't see how that happens if no one hops on board in its current state.
Wreckreation PC review - "An arcade racer that is scaled back in many ways, and expanded in others." | Hooked Gamers
We played Wreckreation - Tight driving, with good looking crashes, that is unlike contemporary racers, and that's before building tracks and creating bespoke events. Dated design, in many ways, which ...
hookedgamers.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gamers(TM). Making mountains out if molehills since, idk, forever?
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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#25 Look Outside
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Who could have seen this coming!?!
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My only requirement for trading Garrett to the Eagles is that they also find a way to take Watson's bill, too.
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was helping (from above) a fellow (arc) raider, who was being harassed by two Hornets, get to the lift. A 3rd player thought that was a good time to shoot me in the back. When I got away I pleaded for them to stop shooting, and was promptly ignored. I won, and player two got home safe. Vvvvictory.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I really hate that they turned Scream into a franchise I now have to begrudgingly watch without giving them my money. I am conversely very excited for the Wayans resurgence and Scary Movie 6.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh no. I commented on a YouTube video. The click bait worked!
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How and why is Clay Fighter part of Luna's catalog...?!
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Digging the visual style. At least it should have a better roster for the Cavs than Anderson Varejao, Antwan Jamison, and Mo Williams. 2010 was a hell of a time.
NBA THE RUN | Official Teaser Trailer (fast-paced, online 3v3 street basketball game - out 2026 for PS5/Xbox Series/Steam) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu3O...

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October 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Writing this story verbatim as a script would be too devoid of any relationship to the real world to sell to even SyFy. Responding with the lyrics of Trapped In The Closet would have been less unhinged.
I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

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October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So, @danryckert.com if you want to get fucked up by a thought: my aunt was a grandmother at 32. 16 then 16.
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Only true (The Game of Sisyphus) gamers will understand.
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
and Roger is one of the hardest games I've ever finished. I really wanted to bow out in the first chapter, but I'm ultimately glad I saw it through, and allowed it to join the fairly small list of games that brought me to tears. Games are art, eh?
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's only been a few days but now it's even weirder that Keeper isn't on PS.
Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming to Xbox, PC, and for the first time on PlayStation on PS5

➡️ www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

▪️New prequel missions
▪️Updated cinematics, level design, controls
▪️Added weapons: Battle Rifle, Energy Sword, etc
▪️New VO performances with OG cast
▪️More in the link
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If AI is so good why can't I have Siri automatically reject any call that's screened with the word "loan" in it!?!
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM