Wu-Tang Krang
@wutangkrang.bsky.social
opinion haver winner, 2020-2021
Other phrases that sound like Enoch Powell that politicians should avoid:
Trumpets of custard
Lakes of spatulas
Mountains of pheasants
Bags of spaghetti
Bottles of cowards
Castles of lettuce
Fields of wombats
Barrels of clowns
Boatloads of snakes
Trumpets of custard
Lakes of spatulas
Mountains of pheasants
Bags of spaghetti
Bottles of cowards
Castles of lettuce
Fields of wombats
Barrels of clowns
Boatloads of snakes
May 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Other phrases that sound like Enoch Powell that politicians should avoid:
Trumpets of custard
Lakes of spatulas
Mountains of pheasants
Bags of spaghetti
Bottles of cowards
Castles of lettuce
Fields of wombats
Barrels of clowns
Boatloads of snakes
Trumpets of custard
Lakes of spatulas
Mountains of pheasants
Bags of spaghetti
Bottles of cowards
Castles of lettuce
Fields of wombats
Barrels of clowns
Boatloads of snakes
I distinctly remember the first time a friend played me Kanye West back in 2005 and I confidently said he was a talentless moron who sucked dick
April 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I distinctly remember the first time a friend played me Kanye West back in 2005 and I confidently said he was a talentless moron who sucked dick
Nice tariffs Americans. Good luck ever getting a European to tip your dumbass workers again.
April 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Nice tariffs Americans. Good luck ever getting a European to tip your dumbass workers again.
There are few things worse than being added to a WhatsApp group you are obliged to remain a part of but it is full of people you barely know, if at all.
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There are few things worse than being added to a WhatsApp group you are obliged to remain a part of but it is full of people you barely know, if at all.
Replace WHSmith with boss man shops. No one is happy to see a WHSmith. Everyone loves a boss man shop.
March 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Replace WHSmith with boss man shops. No one is happy to see a WHSmith. Everyone loves a boss man shop.
"Why is the high street dying"
Do you think it has something to do with the fact most shops don't open until after most people with disposable incomes have left for work, and close before they leave work?
Do you think it has something to do with the fact most shops don't open until after most people with disposable incomes have left for work, and close before they leave work?
March 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Why is the high street dying"
Do you think it has something to do with the fact most shops don't open until after most people with disposable incomes have left for work, and close before they leave work?
Do you think it has something to do with the fact most shops don't open until after most people with disposable incomes have left for work, and close before they leave work?
If you quit Twitter & wondering what it's like now all the sane people are gone, the only posts there are:
- Russian bots
- idiots enthusiastically agreeing with Russian bots
- Russian bots
- idiots enthusiastically agreeing with Russian bots
March 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you quit Twitter & wondering what it's like now all the sane people are gone, the only posts there are:
- Russian bots
- idiots enthusiastically agreeing with Russian bots
- Russian bots
- idiots enthusiastically agreeing with Russian bots
I'm not sure saying to Ukraine "give us your stuff or we will give Russia the green light to murder you all" counts as a peace deal, it sounds like extortion.
March 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm not sure saying to Ukraine "give us your stuff or we will give Russia the green light to murder you all" counts as a peace deal, it sounds like extortion.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis
So Trump is pardoning the J6 rioters, the same people he claimed 4 years ago were paid Democrat/BLM activists pretending to be Trump supporters?
January 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
So Trump is pardoning the J6 rioters, the same people he claimed 4 years ago were paid Democrat/BLM activists pretending to be Trump supporters?
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
You might think the TikTok ban is funny but spare a thought for business owners like me, who was losing $10,000 a month trying to run a business through TikTok
January 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You might think the TikTok ban is funny but spare a thought for business owners like me, who was losing $10,000 a month trying to run a business through TikTok
Does @zachsilberberg.bsky.social write for the Onion
January 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Does @zachsilberberg.bsky.social write for the Onion
A reminder that using DEI as a racist dogwhistle is rooted in antisemitism.
i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A reminder that using DEI as a racist dogwhistle is rooted in antisemitism.
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December 25, 2024 at 12:51 AM
2024 in a nutshell
December 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
2024 in a nutshell
Maybe the real Party Rock Anthem was the asses we fucking laughed off on the way
December 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Maybe the real Party Rock Anthem was the asses we fucking laughed off on the way
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Confession time: I ran the @Iinux Twitter account.
December 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Confession time: I ran the @Iinux Twitter account.
