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· Oct 15
Keep your head in the game and your fingers in the ice cream.
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The sports highlight of the day is this ICE goon eating shit: defector.com/the-sports-h...
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This ICE Goon Eating Shit | Defector
Federal agents continued their operations in Minneapolis over the weekend, where they were met with resistance from local residents who do not want to see their communities invaded by masked…
defector.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The sports highlight of the day is this ICE goon eating shit: defector.com/the-sports-h...
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
"I ate too many hallacas" is not something I ever thought I'd say.
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"I ate too many hallacas" is not something I ever thought I'd say.
“Daddy, you are my butler.”
-My toddler
-My toddler
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“Daddy, you are my butler.”
-My toddler
-My toddler
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m typhoid
OR
Hi, I’m a Nile crocodile
Hi, I’m typhoid
OR
Hi, I’m a Nile crocodile
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
Hi, I'm quicksand
Hi, I'm quicksand
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
Hi, I'm ran over by a bus
Hi, I'm ran over by a bus
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m typhoid
OR
Hi, I’m a Nile crocodile
Hi, I’m typhoid
OR
Hi, I’m a Nile crocodile
Watching Geno Smith throw a touchdown pass to Tyler Lockett with Pete Carroll on the sideline coaching definitely gave me a "what year is it?" moment yesterday.
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Watching Geno Smith throw a touchdown pass to Tyler Lockett with Pete Carroll on the sideline coaching definitely gave me a "what year is it?" moment yesterday.
The Vikings really do not deserve this defense.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Vikings really do not deserve this defense.
It's a Max Brosmer Christmas Special this year. Remains to be seen whether we get a Max Brosmer Christmas Miracle.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's a Max Brosmer Christmas Special this year. Remains to be seen whether we get a Max Brosmer Christmas Miracle.
“I’m gonna wash that oatmeal right off of your face…and send it on its way.”
-Common post-mealtime ditty sung to my infant
-Common post-mealtime ditty sung to my infant
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“I’m gonna wash that oatmeal right off of your face…and send it on its way.”
-Common post-mealtime ditty sung to my infant
-Common post-mealtime ditty sung to my infant
Lots of great suspenders in 2026, it seems.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Lots of great suspenders in 2026, it seems.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Will Avatar III make much sense to me if I haven't finished Avatars I and II?
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Will Avatar III make much sense to me if I haven't finished Avatars I and II?
It is pomegranate chocolate chip season again. Many men wish death upon me.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It is pomegranate chocolate chip season again. Many men wish death upon me.
Toddler: I want to talk. Can I talk?
Me: Yes of course you can, what do you want to say?
Toddler:………..DADDY!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes of course you can, what do you want to say?
Toddler:………..DADDY!!!!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Toddler: I want to talk. Can I talk?
Me: Yes of course you can, what do you want to say?
Toddler:………..DADDY!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes of course you can, what do you want to say?
Toddler:………..DADDY!!!!!!!!
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We put the bar in Hell (literally just say that Somalis aren’t garbage?) and people in positions of public trust still can’t meet it.
www.startribune.com/opinion-trum...
www.startribune.com/opinion-trum...
Opinion | Trump’s anti-Somali rhetoric is repugnant. Minnesota leaders’ silence is worse.
Rep. Tom Emmer and House Speaker Lisa Demuth know the truth about their Somali constituents. But in today’s GOP, they are trading courage for political survival, Mukhtar M. Ibrahim writes.
www.startribune.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We put the bar in Hell (literally just say that Somalis aren’t garbage?) and people in positions of public trust still can’t meet it.
www.startribune.com/opinion-trum...
www.startribune.com/opinion-trum...
Now that they aren’t making the post-season, the Chiefs need to trade Travis Kelce to the Raiders for Ashton Jeanty or whatnot. Kelce is a man who deserves to retire in a Raiders uniform.
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now that they aren’t making the post-season, the Chiefs need to trade Travis Kelce to the Raiders for Ashton Jeanty or whatnot. Kelce is a man who deserves to retire in a Raiders uniform.
Someone just went past my house on a ghat damn push scooter. TF is wrong with you, Minnesotans be out of pocket sometimes I swear.
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Someone just went past my house on a ghat damn push scooter. TF is wrong with you, Minnesotans be out of pocket sometimes I swear.
I was very disappointed to learn that Target Santa is not, in fact, prolific character actor Garret Dillahunt.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was very disappointed to learn that Target Santa is not, in fact, prolific character actor Garret Dillahunt.
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"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism
I think the only one that rivals it would be “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”. Ex-Beatles are 2 for 2 in writing the worst songs ever recorded.
I put it to you that Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is not merely the worst Christmas song but is also in fact the worst song in the history of recorded sound.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think the only one that rivals it would be “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”. Ex-Beatles are 2 for 2 in writing the worst songs ever recorded.
And lo, the Vikings’ offense was an abomination unto Jehovah.
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And lo, the Vikings’ offense was an abomination unto Jehovah.
Can’t stop midnight snacking on cranberry fluff.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Can’t stop midnight snacking on cranberry fluff.
Joe Burrow should just throw a touchdown pass to the Chad Ochocinco fella.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Joe Burrow should just throw a touchdown pass to the Chad Ochocinco fella.