Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o
@xanalinos.bsky.social
Used to be vain, but perfect from now on.
Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print.
Nīsei NëoYorquïna NüMetal 🤘🏼
remarkably unquotable /s
+ALT text is an artform!
Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print.
Nīsei NëoYorquïna NüMetal 🤘🏼
remarkably unquotable /s
+ALT text is an artform!
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...
theonion.com
Hegseth didn't stick around, he had to surveil Go, Diego, Go!
theonion.com/u-s-military...
theonion.com/u-s-military...
Who is Dr. Brown
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Who is Dr. Brown
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OMG @maddow.bsky.social @chuckdpe.bsky.social found this Unfiltered drawing cleaning out a closet! Wow! Such memories. Much love.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
OMG @maddow.bsky.social @chuckdpe.bsky.social found this Unfiltered drawing cleaning out a closet! Wow! Such memories. Much love.
Austin in a nutshell. I can't wait to see Rory Scovel next week!
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Austin in a nutshell. I can't wait to see Rory Scovel next week!
Sometimes truth is stranger than a fictional nom de plume
From @wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
From @wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Sometimes truth is stranger than a fictional nom de plume
From @wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
From @wikipedia.org en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard...
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I love looking up the word hegemony every six months
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I love looking up the word hegemony every six months
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
#Venezuela
#HandConspiracy
#EpsteinFiles
#Venezuela
#HandConspiracy
#EpsteinFiles
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
#Venezuela
#HandConspiracy
#EpsteinFiles
#Venezuela
#HandConspiracy
#EpsteinFiles
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Pretty weird that dude in the Epstein files keeps calling children beautiful
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Pretty weird that dude in the Epstein files keeps calling children beautiful
Love Bashir Salahuddin... Going to re-rewatch some Sherman's Showcase!
Bashir Salahuddin!!!!! My gods what a performance. Sobbing not even ten minutes in.
#fallout #fallouttvshow #bashirsalahuddin
#fallout #fallouttvshow #bashirsalahuddin
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Love Bashir Salahuddin... Going to re-rewatch some Sherman's Showcase!
Dr. Merkwürdigliebe wonders if this chud knew Kubrick
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Dr. Merkwürdigliebe wonders if this chud knew Kubrick
Chanting "SAD SAD SAD SAD!" @karaokeunderground.bsky.social @DRINKS_LOUNGE
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Chanting "SAD SAD SAD SAD!" @karaokeunderground.bsky.social @DRINKS_LOUNGE
My early Christmas present is Garrett from Community on Jeopardy!
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My early Christmas present is Garrett from Community on Jeopardy!
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For sale: baby vaccines, never administered.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For sale: baby vaccines, never administered.
I'm just waiting for someone to calculate the carbon footprint of ethical honey substitute
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
18/20
With alt text.
But also, I feel like lists like these don't address how much slower tech moved because of how much more expensive it was. Like 8 track players were short lived but I used one in the 90s because my parents were cheap as fuck
But also, I feel like lists like these don't address how much slower tech moved because of how much more expensive it was. Like 8 track players were short lived but I used one in the 90s because my parents were cheap as fuck
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
18/20
Smart by Shel Silverstein - Famous poems, famous poets. - All Poetry share.google/geyUP0HxoQEG...
Smart by Shel Silverstein at Allpoetry
Comments & analysis: My dad gave me one dollar bill / 'Cause I'm his smartest son,
share.google
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Smart by Shel Silverstein - Famous poems, famous poets. - All Poetry share.google/geyUP0HxoQEG...
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Just saw these PTSD semipostal* stamps and there is a joke in there somewhere... in the meanwhile I think I will start hand-writing letters to my mom.
store.usps.com/store/produc...
*it doesn't mean semi-deranged, sadly
store.usps.com/store/produc...
*it doesn't mean semi-deranged, sadly
Healing PTSD Stamp | USPS.com
With this semipostal stamp, the U.S. Postal Service® will raise funds to help treat those impacted by post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
store.usps.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just saw these PTSD semipostal* stamps and there is a joke in there somewhere... in the meanwhile I think I will start hand-writing letters to my mom.
store.usps.com/store/produc...
*it doesn't mean semi-deranged, sadly
store.usps.com/store/produc...
*it doesn't mean semi-deranged, sadly
Phew there are still several days of programming left! Times are EST so you streamers in other time zones beware.
xpn.org/ways-to-list... says you can just ask your smart speaker to "play WXPN"
xpn.org/ways-to-list... says you can just ask your smart speaker to "play WXPN"
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Phew there are still several days of programming left! Times are EST so you streamers in other time zones beware.
xpn.org/ways-to-list... says you can just ask your smart speaker to "play WXPN"
xpn.org/ways-to-list... says you can just ask your smart speaker to "play WXPN"
This is going to be a big hit with egoMaine-iacs, I ❤️ ME !
www.gap.com/browse/produ...
www.gap.com/browse/produ...
Athletic Half Crew Socks | Gap
Shop Gap's Athletic Half Crew Socks: Soft stretch knit athletic socks., Ribbed top., Reinforced toe and heel., Assorted graphics & prints., Heart-shaped gripper dots with Gap logo at bottom., Made wit...
www.gap.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is going to be a big hit with egoMaine-iacs, I ❤️ ME !
www.gap.com/browse/produ...
www.gap.com/browse/produ...
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
[Reposting so I can come back for recs.]
In the meantime, here's my evergreen recommendation: letterboxd.com/film/the-day...
Yes, it is definitely a Christmas movie.
No, it's not heartwarming. Yes, it's still chillingly relevant, even thirty years on.
In the meantime, here's my evergreen recommendation: letterboxd.com/film/the-day...
Yes, it is definitely a Christmas movie.
No, it's not heartwarming. Yes, it's still chillingly relevant, even thirty years on.
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[Reposting so I can come back for recs.]
In the meantime, here's my evergreen recommendation: letterboxd.com/film/the-day...
Yes, it is definitely a Christmas movie.
No, it's not heartwarming. Yes, it's still chillingly relevant, even thirty years on.
In the meantime, here's my evergreen recommendation: letterboxd.com/film/the-day...
Yes, it is definitely a Christmas movie.
No, it's not heartwarming. Yes, it's still chillingly relevant, even thirty years on.
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It's the #XPNCountdown of the 885 Greatest Cover Songs. Here's what you need to know, the playlist reveal, stats and more. Thanks for listening. xpn.org/885-countdown/
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's the #XPNCountdown of the 885 Greatest Cover Songs. Here's what you need to know, the playlist reveal, stats and more. Thanks for listening. xpn.org/885-countdown/
Hegseth didn't stick around, he had to surveil Go, Diego, Go!
theonion.com/u-s-military...
theonion.com/u-s-military...
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hegseth didn't stick around, he had to surveil Go, Diego, Go!
theonion.com/u-s-military...
theonion.com/u-s-military...
Back to the FUTURE II
President Trump promises to bring back Coca-Cola made with cocaine.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Back to the FUTURE II