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I made the Megan Thee Stallion ‘aah’ sound once and now I can never go back home..
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Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
February 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
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I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.
Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”
Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”
Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
January 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.
Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”
Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”
Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
WASHINGTON—Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to […]
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January 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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