Xeiom
@xeiom.bsky.social
I'm a multifunctional organism.
Sometimes a multidisfunctional organism.
U.K. Based.
Sometimes a multidisfunctional organism.
U.K. Based.
Ah, while my food was being made I browsed the internet and found food that looks more delicious than what I've been making.
This is devastating. I'm devastated.
This is devastating. I'm devastated.
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ah, while my food was being made I browsed the internet and found food that looks more delicious than what I've been making.
This is devastating. I'm devastated.
This is devastating. I'm devastated.
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“Hey, can we just talk about life right now without bringing up politics?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“Hey, can we just talk about life right now without bringing up politics?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
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Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work https://theonion.com/report-fighting-rising-tide-of-authoritarianism-sounds-1841390886/
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work https://theonion.com/report-fighting-rising-tide-of-authoritarianism-sounds-1841390886/
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Could we maybe collectively agree to not get our news from screenshots of social media posts making unsourced claims?
"Why won't the mainstream media post this devastating news from this screenshot??" ... Probably because they made it up
"Why won't the mainstream media post this devastating news from this screenshot??" ... Probably because they made it up
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Could we maybe collectively agree to not get our news from screenshots of social media posts making unsourced claims?
"Why won't the mainstream media post this devastating news from this screenshot??" ... Probably because they made it up
"Why won't the mainstream media post this devastating news from this screenshot??" ... Probably because they made it up
Has NATO seriously got to do a show of force toward an ally to try and convince them to remain an ally?
WWIII is gonna not just suck but also be the most incomprehensibly dumb situation possibly imaginable.
I hope we avoid further escalation here
WWIII is gonna not just suck but also be the most incomprehensibly dumb situation possibly imaginable.
I hope we avoid further escalation here
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Has NATO seriously got to do a show of force toward an ally to try and convince them to remain an ally?
WWIII is gonna not just suck but also be the most incomprehensibly dumb situation possibly imaginable.
I hope we avoid further escalation here
WWIII is gonna not just suck but also be the most incomprehensibly dumb situation possibly imaginable.
I hope we avoid further escalation here
To protest a regime that undermines the rights of its citizens, especially women - People again took to the streets last night.
Demanding removal of their dictator, they brave the threat of violence from an auxiliary police force with a history of killing citizens.
There were also protests in Iran.
Demanding removal of their dictator, they brave the threat of violence from an auxiliary police force with a history of killing citizens.
There were also protests in Iran.
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
To protest a regime that undermines the rights of its citizens, especially women - People again took to the streets last night.
Demanding removal of their dictator, they brave the threat of violence from an auxiliary police force with a history of killing citizens.
There were also protests in Iran.
Demanding removal of their dictator, they brave the threat of violence from an auxiliary police force with a history of killing citizens.
There were also protests in Iran.
Starmers real problem isn't how he responds here to Venezuela but how he now plans for contingencies on Greenland.
You can weasel out of a strong response on an attack against an autocratic regime.
What do you do when an ally attacks an ally?
You can weasel out of a strong response on an attack against an autocratic regime.
What do you do when an ally attacks an ally?
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Starmers real problem isn't how he responds here to Venezuela but how he now plans for contingencies on Greenland.
You can weasel out of a strong response on an attack against an autocratic regime.
What do you do when an ally attacks an ally?
You can weasel out of a strong response on an attack against an autocratic regime.
What do you do when an ally attacks an ally?
What is happening in Venezuela is crazy and while facts are slowly emerging right now - We won't have the whole picture yet until the atlantic journalist they've invited into signal group chat comes forward with the full details.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
What is happening in Venezuela is crazy and while facts are slowly emerging right now - We won't have the whole picture yet until the atlantic journalist they've invited into signal group chat comes forward with the full details.
Tragic result. Just put cold water into my cup with the teabag in. Apparently I didn't put the kettle on after filling it and getting distracted
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tragic result. Just put cold water into my cup with the teabag in. Apparently I didn't put the kettle on after filling it and getting distracted
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Seeing a lot of bad faith engagement bait posts pop up recently.
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seeing a lot of bad faith engagement bait posts pop up recently.
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
*Puts an extra chicken strip in the oven while whispering to myself*
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
*Puts an extra chicken strip in the oven while whispering to myself*
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
*Catches a cold*
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
*Catches a cold*
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
RIP Youtube, you were always there to distract me when I had important things to do and now here I am, not doing important things and not having youtube to blame.
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
RIP Youtube, you were always there to distract me when I had important things to do and now here I am, not doing important things and not having youtube to blame.
So how many days of US Government shutdown before they have a techbro in an ATC tower trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to direct the planes
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So how many days of US Government shutdown before they have a techbro in an ATC tower trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to direct the planes
My favourite part about loading up the nightmare rectangle is finding out that things are actually worse than I thought and have gotten far more dire than the last time I loaded up the nightmare rectangle.
September 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My favourite part about loading up the nightmare rectangle is finding out that things are actually worse than I thought and have gotten far more dire than the last time I loaded up the nightmare rectangle.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
My money is on a new ICE uniform that features a skull
August 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My money is on a new ICE uniform that features a skull
I always make sure to focus test anything new so we can really hit it running with the focus tester demographic
July 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I always make sure to focus test anything new so we can really hit it running with the focus tester demographic
Schumer getting them to change the name of the bill is probably a gift to them rather than a flex.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Schumer getting them to change the name of the bill is probably a gift to them rather than a flex.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
I've just finished watching The Handmaidens' tale series and look.. I'm not saying they should never be allowed to work in TV anymore but I am saying whoever is in charge of the zoom level of the camera should not ever be the person to make that decision in their future projects.
June 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I've just finished watching The Handmaidens' tale series and look.. I'm not saying they should never be allowed to work in TV anymore but I am saying whoever is in charge of the zoom level of the camera should not ever be the person to make that decision in their future projects.
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Hi Friends,
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
June 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hi Friends,
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.