Senator, while I appreciate this, I would much prefer if you and your colleagues would introduce legislation to repeal the Homeland Security Act

This will be included in the Gospel reading on February 1 for all churches that use the Ordo Lectionum Missae or the Revised Common Lectionary. I expect that this will influence preaching in many non-Christian-nationalist congregations

So to make this absolutely clear:

When a pastor takes on a role outside the church that harms immigrants in direct contradiction to Christ's teachings, it is HE who has profaned the church. It is HE who has destroyed the sacred. Not those who would call the church to account.

any "via media" that is compromise for the sake of peace rather than comprehension for the sake of truth, any via media that makes peace with oppression rather than fearlessly contending against evil, such a "via media" should burn in the fires of gehenna

This just unlocked in my mind him writing that an anagram of Paul E. Tsongas is "gaseous plant"

Well, when my current holds expire, I guess it'll be time to delete Libby

As always, thank you so much for your work

Chief Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?
Eddie: I'll drive.

Close second is

Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you. [exits house]

Been thinking about this all weekend

This is an abomination, even by mid century Midwestern standards

Congratulations!!!!

I miss the co-op!