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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he. 🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 12h
i’ve been chasing the right sock for years, I’m starting to believe i will never find it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13h
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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donni.bsky.social
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 5d
The personal computer was mistake. Computers should be huge and scary
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gardenwizard.bsky.social
Nick @gardenwizard.bsky.social · 14h
I was messing around with my colored photography flashlight in the rain last night. #nature #photography #night #landscape
A night time photo of forested hillside illuminated by a red light. It is raining and you can see some of the drops catching the red light.
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kiixlyn.bsky.social
Kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 14d
i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant
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Ethan “Brother Ethan” Kocak @ethankocak.com · 1d
Some of my creechurs
Two gargoyle geckos (R. auriculatus) on a branch Female Smallwood’s anole (Anolis smallwoodi), a large green lizard with white stripes Mudskipper, a googly eyed fish that can breathe air Me and Neel, a caiman lizard, a very large teiid with a bright red head
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thepaleape.bsky.social
🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
we all just accepted, as a society, that when a bird is a cartoon their wings are like arms and their feathers form usable fingers. wild
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 2d
made chicken parm egg rolls for humans and a tiny one for dog
golden brown egg rolls on a rack egg rolls and a salad on a white plate tiny bite of egg roll in the foreground and a tricolor blue-eyed Australian shepherd staring at it same dog and same egg roll now dangerously close to each other
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theoggrimreaper1.bsky.social
Reaper @theoggrimreaper1.bsky.social · 2d
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mayor.bsky.social
Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 2d
Breaking news: America kinda stinks !
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 2d
tom nichols nooooo come back
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
how communism if iphone? how fascism if shitpost?
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
she’s folded like a bat
squid laying on the carpet with her arms folded under her like a bat folds its wings when it’s on the wall of a cave
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
oh hell yeah
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
they should let you fight with people in the amazon reviews
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
cooked up some cranberries and apples with fall spices for the oats even though it’s like 95 degrees out
oats with dairy free milk topped with cranberry sauce made with apples and orange, and hemp hearts
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
is there a doodle version of every type of dog
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
lmaooo
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
if i could have daily meow counters for squid and ham, every day squid would have like 327 and ham would have 2
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
yeah i work at raytheon doing woke stuff, dont worry about it
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 3d
showing off her paper
squid sitting surrounded by a long crumpled strip of brown paper
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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 4d
sincerely idgaf if you consider this “rainbow capitalism”

this is a million times more helpful to society than whatever the fuck we have going on in most companies right now
Brunette woman swinging her hair inside a Sephora saying “being transgender is my superpower”
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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 4d
if they really believe the narrative that they’re being persecuted like this, they’re going to start killing a lot more
paleofuture.bsky.social
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d
“An ICE agent claimed someone was trying to force their way into a door, but it was just a CBS News Chicago photographer filming the exterior of the building.”
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Skyflyer Channel 8 News @skyflyer82.bsky.social · 4d
Broadview police chief accuses ICE agents of making false 911 calls www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4d
my uber is here
orange kitten in a play mobile yellow bus
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