@xzelldx.bsky.social
42 yo Gaymer, Husband, cat dad to many strays in East TX. Still plays FFXI. I'm 6'4" & 190, partner is 6' and 260. There will be nudity.
No minors. Blank accounts and accounts that share w/o crediting will be blocked eventually.
No minors. Blank accounts and accounts that share w/o crediting will be blocked eventually.
Scott Adams - Bi Representation?
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Scott Adams - Bi Representation?
Had surgery to remove an infected access last week. The scar is gnarly.
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Had surgery to remove an infected access last week. The scar is gnarly.
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Being a giant means normal bath tubs are itty bitty.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Being a giant means normal bath tubs are itty bitty.
Chicken Noodle news limits articles now? I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the end times, slop is supposed to be free.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Chicken Noodle news limits articles now? I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the end times, slop is supposed to be free.
My hair is getting at the temples. I was not ready for this to happen this fast, thought I had another 3~4 years.
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My hair is getting at the temples. I was not ready for this to happen this fast, thought I had another 3~4 years.
*Has a realization*
Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.
Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
*Has a realization*
Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.
Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.
"No I won't say who bubba is"
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"No I won't say who bubba is"
For some reason today, the fact that throughout my high school years the Republicans made damn sure and well we all knew the President had gotten a blow job...it's worth it now. I *really* wish Ken Starr was alive to see it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
For some reason today, the fact that throughout my high school years the Republicans made damn sure and well we all knew the President had gotten a blow job...it's worth it now. I *really* wish Ken Starr was alive to see it.
Christmas in Hell is gonna be awkward this year.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Christmas in Hell is gonna be awkward this year.
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streamin rn twitch.tv/extrafabulous
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
streamin rn twitch.tv/extrafabulous
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
This creature lays on you to make you both feel better. Here he is holding a kitty.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This creature lays on you to make you both feel better. Here he is holding a kitty.
.14% in 350million people is still half a million people so....I think I'm about to start numbering anyone taller than me I meet. It feels like there's always 1 wherever I go.
October 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
.14% in 350million people is still half a million people so....I think I'm about to start numbering anyone taller than me I meet. It feels like there's always 1 wherever I go.
TERRORISTSWIN.wav
Holy shit flight 93 hit after all these years
I don’t have words
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
TERRORISTSWIN.wav
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From Toronto, Canada.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
From Toronto, Canada.
When Bsky crashed out earlier this was the last image.
Yeah I'd have trouble functioning too after this.
Yeah I'd have trouble functioning too after this.
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When Bsky crashed out earlier this was the last image.
Yeah I'd have trouble functioning too after this.
Yeah I'd have trouble functioning too after this.
I'm a weirdo who left the breaking alerts pop ups turned on and WTF are they trying to prep us for? I was playing FFT all weekend and paying attention again today ... China crashed Friday -before- the tariff announcement. I'm seeing "Clear start of Depression" stuff in side channels from China.
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm a weirdo who left the breaking alerts pop ups turned on and WTF are they trying to prep us for? I was playing FFT all weekend and paying attention again today ... China crashed Friday -before- the tariff announcement. I'm seeing "Clear start of Depression" stuff in side channels from China.
Burma Based
TAKING TYLENOL
WON’T CAUSE AUTISM
SWALLOWING MAGA
CAUSES FASCISM
~ BURMA-GRAM
WON’T CAUSE AUTISM
SWALLOWING MAGA
CAUSES FASCISM
~ BURMA-GRAM
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Burma Based
Unless Fox news fires BK we can call them all terrorists. Neat.
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Unless Fox news fires BK we can call them all terrorists. Neat.
There were other school shootings today. This butthole shouldn't have ever been in the news, he met the end he championed.
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There were other school shootings today. This butthole shouldn't have ever been in the news, he met the end he championed.
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Hard feels today…✌🏽💜✊
September 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hard feels today…✌🏽💜✊