Joshua 🦚
@yaboij0shua.bsky.social
21 | Mahayana Buddhist | LUFC 🇮🇨 x Hertha BSC 🔵 x Bradford Bulls 🐮 x Yorkshire CCC 🏏 | 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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I'm quietly confident about being able to keep my New Year resolutions:
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I'm quietly confident about being able to keep my New Year resolutions:
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
-demonise immigrants
-find a 13th job
-don't go to Clacton
-visit the US at least 6 times
-make no actual policies
-sell more junk to gullible dimwits
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In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.
🎵All I do is win, win, win no matter what🎵
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
🎵All I do is win, win, win no matter what🎵
Me watching my stocks decline in value by 2.5% over the last two days because Yanks elected the "economy candidate" who ruined the economy
Bring back Bidenomics
Bring back Bidenomics
a close up of a man with a beard and a white shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard and a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Me watching my stocks decline in value by 2.5% over the last two days because Yanks elected the "economy candidate" who ruined the economy
Bring back Bidenomics
Bring back Bidenomics
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Best Twitter riposte of the day. And Washington met his payroll for the Continental Army with money furnished by the Spanish Crown, too.
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Best Twitter riposte of the day. And Washington met his payroll for the Continental Army with money furnished by the Spanish Crown, too.
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"Greatest league in the world"
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"Greatest league in the world"
Fascinating how everyone Dutch person either has the thickest accent imaginable when speaking English (e.g. Van Veen and Van Gerwen) or just no noticeable accent whatsoever (e.g. Verstappen and Van Barneveld) - with absolutely no inbetween.
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fascinating how everyone Dutch person either has the thickest accent imaginable when speaking English (e.g. Van Veen and Van Gerwen) or just no noticeable accent whatsoever (e.g. Verstappen and Van Barneveld) - with absolutely no inbetween.
Maybe trying to drum up sympathy for someone who fled abroad to join ISIS then tried to come home when ISIS lost isn't the best hill to die on 😂
Whether she should be tried for her crimes in this country or abroad is another topic of debate, however.
Whether she should be tried for her crimes in this country or abroad is another topic of debate, however.
A vulnerable child was groomed and trafficked and then subjected to the most shocking experiences imaginable including the deaths of her babies.
Instead of taking responsibility the British establishment stripped her of her citizenship and dumped her like old rubbish.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Instead of taking responsibility the British establishment stripped her of her citizenship and dumped her like old rubbish.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shamima Begum: Home secretary to 'robustly defend' citizenship decision
The ECHR questions whether it was considered if Shamima Begum was a victim of grooming and trafficking.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Maybe trying to drum up sympathy for someone who fled abroad to join ISIS then tried to come home when ISIS lost isn't the best hill to die on 😂
Whether she should be tried for her crimes in this country or abroad is another topic of debate, however.
Whether she should be tried for her crimes in this country or abroad is another topic of debate, however.
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FUCKING GET IN BOYS
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
FUCKING GET IN BOYS
Bijol walking the 10 yards himself and getting a booking for it is the best booking I've ever seen 😂
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Bijol walking the 10 yards himself and getting a booking for it is the best booking I've ever seen 😂
Me reading this after having like like four different conversations with strangers at a single football game in Germany
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Me reading this after having like like four different conversations with strangers at a single football game in Germany
New Year's is over, back to the football. Having Liverpool (A) and Man Utd (H) in the first half of a week of 2026 just feels a bit mean imo.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
New Year's is over, back to the football. Having Liverpool (A) and Man Utd (H) in the first half of a week of 2026 just feels a bit mean imo.
Craig David you don't have to pretend the Hootenanny is live when it's been common knowledge for years that it's not 😭
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Craig David you don't have to pretend the Hootenanny is live when it's been common knowledge for years that it's not 😭
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Fair play to Rock, though. When the crowd wanted Cross to win last night, Littler was a proper baby about it with the whole "keep booing me" shite
Whereas when the crowd wanted Hood to win just then, Rock basically just went "yeah fairs" 🤣
Whereas when the crowd wanted Hood to win just then, Rock basically just went "yeah fairs" 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fair play to Rock, though. When the crowd wanted Cross to win last night, Littler was a proper baby about it with the whole "keep booing me" shite
Whereas when the crowd wanted Hood to win just then, Rock basically just went "yeah fairs" 🤣
Whereas when the crowd wanted Hood to win just then, Rock basically just went "yeah fairs" 🤣
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really bugs me when people post incoherent nonsense and then get all holier-than-though when people point out that it’s not actually true (you can buy an OMNY card with cash from a vending machine just like the old metrocards)
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
really bugs me when people post incoherent nonsense and then get all holier-than-though when people point out that it’s not actually true (you can buy an OMNY card with cash from a vending machine just like the old metrocards)
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I feel like the GOP is in a death spiral of our worst impulses as humans and dragging the country down with them.
Byron Donalds, the Black MAGA candidate for FL governor who romanticized the Jim Crow era, now faces racist attacks from his white supremacist GOP primary opponent who has repeatedly called him a slave.
Byron Donalds faces racist attacks in Florida’s ugly GOP gubernatorial primary
The Trump-loving congressman is running for governor against an opponent who has continually referred to him as a slave. And he’s getting a taste of his own medicine.
www.ms.now
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I feel like the GOP is in a death spiral of our worst impulses as humans and dragging the country down with them.
Couldn't have a nicer guy to dominate Darts 🙄
Honestly would rather have Gezzy dominating since at least he's funny 🤣
Honestly would rather have Gezzy dominating since at least he's funny 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Couldn't have a nicer guy to dominate Darts 🙄
Honestly would rather have Gezzy dominating since at least he's funny 🤣
Honestly would rather have Gezzy dominating since at least he's funny 🤣
Ipswich and Burnley are the new Norwich and Watford and I don't know how to feel about it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ipswich and Burnley are the new Norwich and Watford and I don't know how to feel about it.