yascha (they/he)
@yaschaisdead.bsky.social
Cat dad to Vegemite and Chester
Electronic music producer
That one friend that’s too woke
1312 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | ✡️🇵🇸
soundcloud.com/yaschaisdead
Electronic music producer
That one friend that’s too woke
1312 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | ✡️🇵🇸
soundcloud.com/yaschaisdead
I can patch drywall as good as my landlord
February 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can patch drywall as good as my landlord
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Existence of bond villain implies existence of stocks villain
February 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Existence of bond villain implies existence of stocks villain
He’s learnding
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He’s learnding
On site at a client and the office looks just like madrigal from Better Call Saul
February 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
On site at a client and the office looks just like madrigal from Better Call Saul
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“You’re so funny” thanks here’s a list of Upsetting things that have happened to me
January 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“You’re so funny” thanks here’s a list of Upsetting things that have happened to me
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
Office job life is growing your beard out for “optics” so clients think you’re older
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Office job life is growing your beard out for “optics” so clients think you’re older
“Greetings traveler ☝️” ahh bot
January 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“Greetings traveler ☝️” ahh bot
Unless you have gay parents you are NOT culturally queer
January 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Unless you have gay parents you are NOT culturally queer
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
Clocking in at the Torment Nexus factory soon 👀
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Clocking in at the Torment Nexus factory soon 👀
I take solace in the fact that I can run over a mile without stopping and most piggly wigglies can’t.
January 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I take solace in the fact that I can run over a mile without stopping and most piggly wigglies can’t.
I hope my neighbors like uptempo hardcore and speedcore at 6am
January 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hope my neighbors like uptempo hardcore and speedcore at 6am
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ICE is the American SS
January 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ICE is the American SS
The world needs quaaludes rn. Bring back the ludes
January 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The world needs quaaludes rn. Bring back the ludes
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Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
I miss when Toyota Tacomas were driven by good, honest, hardworking Mexicans instead of these whiny soy boy wannabe cowboy white dudes
January 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I miss when Toyota Tacomas were driven by good, honest, hardworking Mexicans instead of these whiny soy boy wannabe cowboy white dudes
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Cats are such empaths, I swear they just seem to know whenever I'm having a bad day because without missing a beat they’re just like vomit, vomit, tail in coffee, extended screaming, channeling ghosts, channeling ghosts, further screaming…
January 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Cats are such empaths, I swear they just seem to know whenever I'm having a bad day because without missing a beat they’re just like vomit, vomit, tail in coffee, extended screaming, channeling ghosts, channeling ghosts, further screaming…
Chester: I love you so much
Vegemite: … okay???
Vegemite: … okay???
January 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Chester: I love you so much
Vegemite: … okay???
Vegemite: … okay???
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Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran.
Nobody is safe.
Nobody is safe.
Newark business "raided" by ICE agents, mayor says, multiple people detained
Immigration agents "raided" a business in Newark on Thursday, according to the city's mayor.
www.cbsnews.com
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran.
Nobody is safe.
Nobody is safe.
This dry January shit is easy, how are yall struggling to drink until the can is dry?
January 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This dry January shit is easy, how are yall struggling to drink until the can is dry?
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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