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yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
hey check this out thanks
fidaaumar.bsky.social
Oct 3 Fidaa update 2:

I wasn’t able to speak to Fidaa today but she did 💌 me this evening. She’s alive & under a lot of stress.

She talked about having a severe headache—imagine suffering this without 🥘, 💧, 💊, quiet, or safety 😢

- Nicola

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@mommunism.bsky.social

#SaveFidaa
Help Fidaa and Her Children To Survive
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yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
he's going to kill himself when the reviews come in
everyfilmnow.bsky.social
Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
im too busy being over here instead of over there
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
birds alive sorry I don't have a blue jays meme
mlbscores.bsky.social
Final:
Yankees 7
BlueJays 13
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
24-3 seems pretty good i could be wrong though
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
i like the lore that he's Woody because he really loves toy story
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
watching football and having a freaking beer ‼️
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
what if a whale could smoke cigarettes laugh out loud
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
dogs should be able to get drunk and smoke cigarettes that would be cool just a little thought i had
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
guys im watching house again he has a gun
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
it's probably worth remembering that so much online discourse is just that - very very few people in real life will have any clue what you're talking about, even fewer will care
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mxdshipwreck.bsky.social
Bsky dev: I think we should dig up dead people, put them in a cannon and shoot them at the moon

Bsky: that's stupid

Bsky devs: humanity cannot long sustain this abject cruelty, this debasement of communication, civilization itself will perish if you don't stop making fun of me
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
"heh you proved my point and walked into my intricately constructed web" I say painting joker makeup on myself, not wondering why nobody wants to hang out with me
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eephustosser.bsky.social
disliking the robot umps is eugenics actually
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bullwark.bsky.social
Works for a company that spends a large portion of its resources banning starving families and children undergoing a 24 month siege and bombardment when they ask for help but sure tell me your thoughts on eugenics for MacBook pros
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
sorry i was logged out for a few days so i missed the newest discourse and its possibly the dumbest one to date
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
saying you dont like computer program is like arguing for 500 holocausts actually i know this because im insane and stupid
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
and they are 💔

free them 💔
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
have you considered the emotional labor of a labubu
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booksandbows.bsky.social
imagine if instead of saying “i threw out the leftovers” i replaced leftovers with “living babies”, not so innocent now is it???
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
(whatever that means) has given me terminal brain damage im apologizing to my microwave im kissing the air fryer we're in love
hailey.at
if you’re writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go “oh that’s fine to say because it’s not a real person” (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that
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ohrobin.bsky.social
when you yell at me this is who you’re yelling at
It’s Johnny 5 from beloved robot comedies Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2! He’s got a kicky denim vest, red bandana, and wee cowboy hat.
yoloswaglord420.bsky.social
well at least the blue jays won ive decided canada winning baseball would be the funniest and best outcome so it should happen