If you’re too lazy to think of your own post, just repost this one.

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

@profanity.accountant is this my first cunting swear?

If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation.

This is why I've got to be supervised with the modelling clay.

Step 1: Accidentally set 5:30 alarm on a Saturday morning and knocked over a large drink onto the bed when silencing said alarm ✅
Step 2:❓
Step 3: Profit ✅

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when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
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telling a customer service rep that their soup burned me through three turtlenecks and they seem fixated on the number of turtlenecks I was wearing instead of my injuries

Morpeth by night #spookylittleherbert