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You Can't Scare Me! 👻

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A podcast by @tomatograndpa.bsky.social, @bobvids.com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social and Rachel in which we get those Goosebumps every time. Spotify: http://sptfy.com/6GEN Apple: http://apple.co/3GptTTT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@YCSMPod

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · 25d

We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social jams on an egg sandwich, @achangeofpants.bsky.social says goodbye to Ganon, and @bobvids.com rots in hell!

The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · Aug 9

Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social gives expert testimony, @bobvids.com deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!

YCSM 18 - Monster Blood 2

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · Jun 16

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

review of the podcast "you can't scare me" by Rmdubbs titled "The Best Goosebumps Pod": "I've listened to all the available Goosebumps podcasts out there and this is BY FAR the very best one. They have the perfect balance of summary, commentary, analysis, and banter. The group is also hilarious. Keep up the good work!"

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · Jun 16

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

YCSM 17 - Why I'm Afraid of Bees

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · May 6

Day #40: Goosebumps (1995)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Seth 🏳️‍🌈 @rainbownanaki.bsky.social · Apr 24

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

A crude drawing of Mario, Bob, and Brandon together underneath a blanket that is propped up by a chair. Mario is drawn to look like his username of "TomatoGrandpa", but with additional mummy bandages, Bob is a ventrilloquist's dummy, and Brandon is a Horror. Brandon is holding a flashlight up to his face, as if in the middle of summarizing yet another Goosebumps book. The colour pallets comprises soft peaches and blues, all pulled from the Jacobus cover of One Day At Horrorland.

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The Ghost of Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · Mar 22

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

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Arlowa🦌 @arlowa.bsky.social · Jan 21

If you want some hilarious goosebumps chat
@youcantscare.me is perfect!

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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · Jan 19

I just wanna point out that this is the first episode I've listened to that made absolutely zero mention of "trouble fluid" and I listened to it twice to make sure.

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SpiderHyphenMan @spiderhyphenman.bsky.social · Jan 18

@youcantscare.me @bobvids.com holy hell check this out bleedingcool.com/collectibles...

Trick or Treat Studios Reveals Their New Goosebumps Figure Packaging

Trick or Treat Studios is giving collectors a closer look at their upcoming Officially Licensed Goosebumps book packaging

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · Jan 1

I’ve got a playthrough of Escape from Horrorland for ya: youtu.be/FyJJKFndjEg

#26 - Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland Part 1 (Gextra Life '18)

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · Dec 31

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, @achangeofpants.bsky.social learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into @bobvids.com's DMs!

One Day at HorrorLand

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The Ghost of Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · Nov 25

Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · Nov 25

just finished the recording session for our new 'one day at horrorland' episode. runtime: 4 hours and 30 minutes

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🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · Nov 23

we're gonna make a life mistake and read the goosebumps book 'one day at horrorland' live on stream right now! swing by, we need company twitch.tv/bobvids

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The Ghost of Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · Nov 18

Experiencing some late night existential dread, what better time to begin reading the next Goosebumps entry. You know the bar is in the gutter when you are thankful that the story actually starts in the first chapter.

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · Oct 18

Is the McDonalds milkshake machine always broken because they still haven’t recovered from making all the mud?

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Jack-o'-Lantus @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · Oct 17

*sigh* reset the sign, fellas

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You Can't Scare Me! 👻 @youcantscare.me · Oct 16

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, @achangeofpants.bsky.social ponders how one throws a bee, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and @bobvids.com discovers what mud monsters are really made of! open.spotify.com/episode/4vtv...