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xandasbolas8.bsky.social
No conocía este meme. Me he reído 😅
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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littletunny.bsky.social
my own personal "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??" type moment
September 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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littletunny.bsky.social
Just got back from the vet. The vet and I got on the ground to give Soup her shots (the vet is always super deadpan and serious) and she goes “here’s the rabies shot…” and then farted massively and went “and I just farted… here’s the bordetella…” I didn’t even have time to process it. It was AWESOME
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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gremren.bsky.social
would you let her sleep here 🥺🌱
A digital illustration of a giant tortoiseshell cat sleeping in a patchwork farmers field.
August 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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pikaole.bsky.social
School of moon jelly
Several moon jellyfish (Aurelia aurita) swim in the dark sea. They glow in soft neon colors. A sparkling and peaceful atmosphere.
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
Screen cap Erik Uden on mastodon germany says "You're gonna experience climate change through a series of short, apocalyptic videos, until it's your phone that's recording."
July 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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passionpeachy.bsky.social
fruit faeries ✨
Different colored fairies corresponding to the fruit they’re holding, a raspberry, an orange and a blueberry.
June 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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pinapali.bsky.social
“I asked chatgpt”
Me:
June 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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kaijudove.bsky.social
happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this tumblr post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.
June 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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valarmordollars.bsky.social
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy." A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36 Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
youcheekymonkey.bsky.social
littletunny.bsky.social Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · Jun 12
Watching his bird feeder like…
June 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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fawn.ing
T O O :(
June 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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hannahbluish.bsky.social
I am and always will be a…
Pigeon person
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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littletunny.bsky.social
a swan mom assigned pokesona... what a gift!!
A diary comic depicting my mother as a swan and me as a snail, and our dogs are just our dogs Panel one: My mom is talking to herself, off on one of her tangents again. She holds my dog lovingly in her wings and touches the white tip of my dog's tail. "Char, Chaaaar!" she coos, "You've got a light at the end of your tail, haven't you? Your name must be charmander, isn't it? Your secret is safe with me, char-char!" panel 2: I hold up my phone to her face with a smug and delighted face, having overheard her private conversation. "Well, if Soup's Charmander, then Loretta can be this one... MUH- CHOKE!" the phone displays an image of the muscular pokemon, Machoke. Panel 3: Swan mom is absolutely shocked at the sight of his rippling muscles. "OH MY!!!" she gasps Panel four: Swan mom is beyond delighted, and so too is her extremely buff pit mix loretta. "Ohh, what a nice one!! How wonderful for her!!" she says. She doesn't know much about pokemon, but she loves and respects every mon the same.
June 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
A pair of goldfinches perched together, looking down. The male says "I know I've said you'd have to be delusional to think this, but... there has never been anything cuter in all of time". We see their perspective, a newly hatched chick, wheezing, with wrinkly eyes and a small featherless body and a tuft of down on the top of its head sticking straight up. The female says "She has your eyes", the male says "and your sinus infection". The chick lets out a faint squeak.
May 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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passionpeachy.bsky.social
let’s be luminous with mama #mothersday
A white sea turtle with a blue mosaic shell with gold edges swims peacefully with the moon and her babies on her back. The baby sea turtles circle around the moon, illuminating them.
May 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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angrygooseberry.bsky.social
- You are my sunshine
April 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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carmenfflv.bsky.social
I hope this silly guy improves your day. #pokemon
April 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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emilyscartoons.bsky.social
HOUSE SPIDER IN LATE MESOZOIC ERA WAITING FOR THE HOUSE TO BE INVENTED: ..... 100 MILLION YEARS LATER: (spider sees house being built) "Sick."
March 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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inchywerm.bsky.social
where are my invertebrate lovers? 🐛🐞🐜🦂

#bugsky #bug #invertebrates #entomology #art
colorful digital illustration of several invertebrates (a scorpion, a beetle, a worm, a fly, a lantern fly, an inchworm, a treehopper, and a moth) surrounding the words “love the unloved”
February 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Frogs 🐸
December 9, 2023 at 4:45 AM
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littletunny.bsky.social
THIS HAS BEEN MY LOWEST MOMENT IN PUBLIC... SO FAR....
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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meyoco.bsky.social
🤍🤍🤍
Artwork of three white pigeons.
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM