If you keep talking to the wall for long enough eventually the wall will talk back

I didn't expect the sky to be as pretty as it was, but it was

it seems like there are a lot of things these days where it's all just kind of like whatever. but then there are some things where it's one of those things where you just never know. so it's all very interesting

every one of aesop’s fables happened to me

Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything AND still be sad and weird

If you're thinking it I've already thought it.

Today I saw a man with a cheeseburger in one hand and a banana in the other. Unable to decide which to eat first, he wept in place for four and a half minutes before the bus arrived. The cheeserburger was also my father.

We should be able to turn unused invites into disinvites now

New users, welcome to Bluesky, the Christian-only app devoted to the Kingdom of Heaven! It's Tuesday so mandatory mass begins at 6 pm eastern. See you there!

The object is unknowable.