valerie 🦋
@youngsheldon.bsky.social
mayor-in-exile of tempe, arizona
orc who started in the mailroom at Barad-dûr and worked his way up to Nazgûl
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
orc who started in the mailroom at Barad-dûr and worked his way up to Nazgûl
we have Josie. we have Peg. we have Jive Miguel, who’s in from Bogotá. we have Doctor Wu. we have Lady Bayside. we have Chino and Daddy Gee. we have all these characters
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
we have Josie. we have Peg. we have Jive Miguel, who’s in from Bogotá. we have Doctor Wu. we have Lady Bayside. we have Chino and Daddy Gee. we have all these characters
fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya
my job on the leftist commune would be middle reliever with an ERA that hovers around 5.60 and every time i trot out of the bullpen the home fans go “ugh not HER again” but they keep me on the roster because i’m a solid presence in the clubhouse. sorry what was the question again
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
my job on the leftist commune would be middle reliever with an ERA that hovers around 5.60 and every time i trot out of the bullpen the home fans go “ugh not HER again” but they keep me on the roster because i’m a solid presence in the clubhouse. sorry what was the question again
don’t forget to leave a plate of taconite ore pellets out tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
don’t forget to leave a plate of taconite ore pellets out tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald
look at my fucking opposition party dog
It’s TACO Tuesday on Capitol Hill! I hear the White House celebrates every day.
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
look at my fucking opposition party dog
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TV Chef Fantasy League: Come for the Top Chef recaps, stay for the hockey opinions.
(Yeah, this was last week's episode, but I'm catching up. You should too! maximumfun.org/podcasts/tv-...)
(Yeah, this was last week's episode, but I'm catching up. You should too! maximumfun.org/podcasts/tv-...)
April 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
TV Chef Fantasy League: Come for the Top Chef recaps, stay for the hockey opinions.
(Yeah, this was last week's episode, but I'm catching up. You should too! maximumfun.org/podcasts/tv-...)
(Yeah, this was last week's episode, but I'm catching up. You should too! maximumfun.org/podcasts/tv-...)
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Two things about @ifycomedy.com:
1) He's not afraid to put a hat on a hat
2) He's slurping down a food bowl
TV Chef Fantasy League is chopping up Top Chef: Destination Canada: Week 1
▶️ maximumfun.org/episodes/tv-chef-fantasy-league/week-1-risotto-already-top-chef-destination-canada/
1) He's not afraid to put a hat on a hat
2) He's slurping down a food bowl
TV Chef Fantasy League is chopping up Top Chef: Destination Canada: Week 1
▶️ maximumfun.org/episodes/tv-chef-fantasy-league/week-1-risotto-already-top-chef-destination-canada/
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Two things about @ifycomedy.com:
1) He's not afraid to put a hat on a hat
2) He's slurping down a food bowl
TV Chef Fantasy League is chopping up Top Chef: Destination Canada: Week 1
▶️ maximumfun.org/episodes/tv-chef-fantasy-league/week-1-risotto-already-top-chef-destination-canada/
1) He's not afraid to put a hat on a hat
2) He's slurping down a food bowl
TV Chef Fantasy League is chopping up Top Chef: Destination Canada: Week 1
▶️ maximumfun.org/episodes/tv-chef-fantasy-league/week-1-risotto-already-top-chef-destination-canada/
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It's our first thousand members and look how happy we all are!
Get a piece of this joy for yourself: go to maximumfun.org/join right now and become a member, upgrade your membership, or boost it by a couple of bucks.
Support independent artists and a worker-owned business! Make a puppy smile!
Get a piece of this joy for yourself: go to maximumfun.org/join right now and become a member, upgrade your membership, or boost it by a couple of bucks.
Support independent artists and a worker-owned business! Make a puppy smile!
March 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's our first thousand members and look how happy we all are!
Get a piece of this joy for yourself: go to maximumfun.org/join right now and become a member, upgrade your membership, or boost it by a couple of bucks.
Support independent artists and a worker-owned business! Make a puppy smile!
Get a piece of this joy for yourself: go to maximumfun.org/join right now and become a member, upgrade your membership, or boost it by a couple of bucks.
Support independent artists and a worker-owned business! Make a puppy smile!
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Dunno if you went outside last night in North America but if you noticed the moon disappearing, that was because MaxFunDrive is starting next week
If we get enough new joining, upgrading, or boosting members, we will let you keep the moon
If we get enough new joining, upgrading, or boosting members, we will let you keep the moon
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dunno if you went outside last night in North America but if you noticed the moon disappearing, that was because MaxFunDrive is starting next week
If we get enough new joining, upgrading, or boosting members, we will let you keep the moon
If we get enough new joining, upgrading, or boosting members, we will let you keep the moon
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My eyes rolled at James riding his gay little bike out of Twin Peaks and toward the worst plot line of the show
But then this credit popped up and I knew not all hope was lost
But then this credit popped up and I knew not all hope was lost
January 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My eyes rolled at James riding his gay little bike out of Twin Peaks and toward the worst plot line of the show
But then this credit popped up and I knew not all hope was lost
But then this credit popped up and I knew not all hope was lost
shaving my whole body to see Blue Velvet in the theater just in case
January 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
shaving my whole body to see Blue Velvet in the theater just in case
david lynch changed my life so i am very very sad today
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
david lynch changed my life so i am very very sad today
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in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven,
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven,
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven,
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven, everything is fine
in heaven,
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never forget what the breakfast sandwich has done for you. for all of us
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
never forget what the breakfast sandwich has done for you. for all of us
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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2025 year of the griddle
January 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
2025 year of the griddle
orlok voice: hhhhhave youuuuuu rrrrrread polyyyysecurrrrrrrrrre
January 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
orlok voice: hhhhhave youuuuuu rrrrrread polyyyysecurrrrrrrrrre
orlok voice: wvhatttttt isssssss yourrrrrrr wifiiiiii passssssworrrrrrrrrd
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
orlok voice: wvhatttttt isssssss yourrrrrrr wifiiiiii passssssworrrrrrrrrd
shaving my whole body to see speed racer in the theater just in case
January 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
shaving my whole body to see speed racer in the theater just in case
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Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Scoop: Warner Bros. Discovery has quietly pulled "The West Wing" from its Max streamer as part of a cost-cutting move following a ROI evaluation. Details in @status.news: link.status.news/3C72V5Z
January 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
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Pita chip… now there’s a chip
January 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pita chip… now there’s a chip
Don’t Talk To Me Til I’ve Had My Bread And Circuses
January 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Don’t Talk To Me Til I’ve Had My Bread And Circuses