your friend julie
@yourfriendjulie.bsky.social
allegedly an archivist. internet gremlin. mothman truther. 💙💜💖. usually writing something spooky; might one day finish her novel.
gifting me a kitchen item that isn't dishwasher safe is now considered an act of war
April 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
gifting me a kitchen item that isn't dishwasher safe is now considered an act of war
Every time I see a custodian empty the recycling into the trash and then cart it away together, I want to bother with recycling less
February 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every time I see a custodian empty the recycling into the trash and then cart it away together, I want to bother with recycling less
the way my brain refuses to switch its current foreign language setting from German to Spanish is so annoying especially when I know that I have the Spanish in there somewhere 😂💀
February 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the way my brain refuses to switch its current foreign language setting from German to Spanish is so annoying especially when I know that I have the Spanish in there somewhere 😂💀
the most unrealistic thing about yellowjackets is that the girls are still wearing their bras after months in the woods
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the most unrealistic thing about yellowjackets is that the girls are still wearing their bras after months in the woods
Millennials who don't know the Loss comic fascinate me. Like, how is this possible, what choices could I have made differently, etc.
February 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Millennials who don't know the Loss comic fascinate me. Like, how is this possible, what choices could I have made differently, etc.
with the way some people are acting, I feel like I should list the carton of eggs in my fridge (that I bought two months ago and only ever used 2 of) on Facebook marketplace for best offers only
February 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
with the way some people are acting, I feel like I should list the carton of eggs in my fridge (that I bought two months ago and only ever used 2 of) on Facebook marketplace for best offers only
losing weight on purpose is violently swinging between "i hope no one notices my body" and "if someone doesn't tell me how skinny i look soon i will start biting" and i can't tell you which reaction it will be until after you've spoken to me
February 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
losing weight on purpose is violently swinging between "i hope no one notices my body" and "if someone doesn't tell me how skinny i look soon i will start biting" and i can't tell you which reaction it will be until after you've spoken to me
so like, do we have to pay taxes this year or do you think the IRS will cease to exist by filling deadline
February 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
so like, do we have to pay taxes this year or do you think the IRS will cease to exist by filling deadline
I'm just a girl watching her food delivery driver get further and further away on the map
January 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm just a girl watching her food delivery driver get further and further away on the map
I can't believe ancient Romans had heated bath tiles and I don't
January 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I can't believe ancient Romans had heated bath tiles and I don't
Max is such an underappreciated service animal
a cartoon dog is drinking from a cup with a measuring cup in its mouth
ALT: a cartoon dog is drinking from a cup with a measuring cup in its mouth
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Max is such an underappreciated service animal
my brain is built different (always remember what the dot on the i is called because *I* am fan of itty bitty tittLes obv)
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
my brain is built different (always remember what the dot on the i is called because *I* am fan of itty bitty tittLes obv)
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
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did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy
TIL the little bowties on wooden tables are not in fact to make them more dapper (that's a side effect) but are basically a bandaid for the wood surface so it stays together in places where there's a natural split
December 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
TIL the little bowties on wooden tables are not in fact to make them more dapper (that's a side effect) but are basically a bandaid for the wood surface so it stays together in places where there's a natural split
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Full disclosure, living "rent-free in my head" is not exactly the real estate windfall it's been made out to be. That neighborhood has a TON of issues.
December 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Full disclosure, living "rent-free in my head" is not exactly the real estate windfall it's been made out to be. That neighborhood has a TON of issues.
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she is so annoying (i would die for her)
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 AM
she is so annoying (i would die for her)
she is so annoying (i would die for her)
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 AM
she is so annoying (i would die for her)
status: signing off on work emails with "God willing and the creek don't rise etc etc etc 🫠"
December 4, 2024 at 12:26 AM
status: signing off on work emails with "God willing and the creek don't rise etc etc etc 🫠"
the hardest part of Thanksgiving is keeping the cat out of the kitchen
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
the hardest part of Thanksgiving is keeping the cat out of the kitchen
"for a kick of spice, add some pepper" is truly some white people nonsense 😂
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
"for a kick of spice, add some pepper" is truly some white people nonsense 😂
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this gotta be one of the all time wmg classics. ive seen this image so many times and i love it more each time
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
this gotta be one of the all time wmg classics. ive seen this image so many times and i love it more each time
buying a mini cooper is akin to buying a very clearly haunted doll that the seller insists has been purified and then being confused when it starts smoking and shaking a few months later
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
buying a mini cooper is akin to buying a very clearly haunted doll that the seller insists has been purified and then being confused when it starts smoking and shaking a few months later
I've been closely monitoring my local election outcomes* and I'm upset that my favorite candidate** did not win.
*city sreetsweeper naming contest
** Chew-vac-uh
*city sreetsweeper naming contest
** Chew-vac-uh
November 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I've been closely monitoring my local election outcomes* and I'm upset that my favorite candidate** did not win.
*city sreetsweeper naming contest
** Chew-vac-uh
*city sreetsweeper naming contest
** Chew-vac-uh