Benito Verynice
@yumdirt.bsky.social
They got me on the beat and I'm lovin half of it
Giving my boss some Swissmas Cheer, and now I dowse him in the chocolate milk I microwaved for 17 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Giving my boss some Swissmas Cheer, and now I dowse him in the chocolate milk I microwaved for 17 minutes
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🎶i gotta poop
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🎶i gotta poop
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
Your clothes. Give that to me. Terminator 1984
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Your clothes. Give that to me. Terminator 1984
I am the hero. I need this more than you.
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am the hero. I need this more than you.
I made a horror. Well. I wouldn't use such mean language. More of a doodad. And I think it's well within our comprehension. Even yours.
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I made a horror. Well. I wouldn't use such mean language. More of a doodad. And I think it's well within our comprehension. Even yours.
Oh! Save me! Come on. Save me now. Hurry up.
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh! Save me! Come on. Save me now. Hurry up.
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using miraculous bilocation to be in the breakroom and the parking lot at the same time
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
using miraculous bilocation to be in the breakroom and the parking lot at the same time
And for being The Stupid Game ever designed, I have constant affinity and a mean craving for some Pinball. Wee! It's one of the few games you can lean over and, in anger, give a good thumping.
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And for being The Stupid Game ever designed, I have constant affinity and a mean craving for some Pinball. Wee! It's one of the few games you can lean over and, in anger, give a good thumping.
I'm choking on the cookie. I'm coughing on it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm choking on the cookie. I'm coughing on it.
pick up that rock son. Pick it up. Best time was yesterday. Second best time is now. Actually. Since it's suboptimal timing. You really should just never pick it up. Put that down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
pick up that rock son. Pick it up. Best time was yesterday. Second best time is now. Actually. Since it's suboptimal timing. You really should just never pick it up. Put that down.
"It's been years since I've been with anyone." They pull me feet-first out of the komodo dragon enclosure. "I just read too many Arthurian legends I guess! Hey thanks again for this guys"
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"It's been years since I've been with anyone." They pull me feet-first out of the komodo dragon enclosure. "I just read too many Arthurian legends I guess! Hey thanks again for this guys"
What is the word on the street? My man.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What is the word on the street? My man.
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I'm saying parliamentary things at work and non-parliamentary things in the privacy of my home.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm saying parliamentary things at work and non-parliamentary things in the privacy of my home.
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Vernal equinox 2025
My OCes Asya and Voymir
My OCes Asya and Voymir
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Vernal equinox 2025
My OCes Asya and Voymir
My OCes Asya and Voymir
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I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately
October 23, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately
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that one scene in silksong
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
that one scene in silksong
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NATURE/MAROONLK.GIF
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
NATURE/MAROONLK.GIF
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ℑ𝔠𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢
𝔄𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔥
𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡-𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫
#sorcerycontestedrealm #sorcerytcg #icelance #briansmith #betaedition #fantasyart
𝔄𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔥
𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡-𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫
#sorcerycontestedrealm #sorcerytcg #icelance #briansmith #betaedition #fantasyart
February 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
ℑ𝔠𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢
𝔄𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔥
𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡-𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫
#sorcerycontestedrealm #sorcerytcg #icelance #briansmith #betaedition #fantasyart
𝔄𝔯𝔱 𝔟𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔥
𝔒𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔠 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡-𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫
#sorcerycontestedrealm #sorcerytcg #icelance #briansmith #betaedition #fantasyart
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