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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I am currently watching the Star Wars holiday special in full for the first time and all I can think is that the cocaine in the 70’s was amazing.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am currently watching the Star Wars holiday special in full for the first time and all I can think is that the cocaine in the 70’s was amazing.
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me after 3 blue milks at the rebel headquarters on yavin while literally everyone else gets ready for combat, ca. 1BBY
“Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader were not the same person…..the appeal of a ridiculous assumption like ‘one family was responsible for decades worth of civil wars’ stems from the need to impose simplicity on complex historical events….”
*strokes chin*
“Instead, we must examine social structures”
*strokes chin*
“Instead, we must examine social structures”
Going to become a Vader isn’t Anakin truther as a bit
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
me after 3 blue milks at the rebel headquarters on yavin while literally everyone else gets ready for combat, ca. 1BBY
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Star Wars character named Slurp Guano
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Star Wars character named Slurp Guano
expat thanksgiving today let’s goooooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
expat thanksgiving today let’s goooooooooooo
the best way to cleanse your brain after grading is to get incredibly fried and watch videos on particle physics (i study literature and have never taken a single physics class)
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the best way to cleanse your brain after grading is to get incredibly fried and watch videos on particle physics (i study literature and have never taken a single physics class)
the only correct star wars ranking is
1. Ewoks
2. The Holiday Special
3. The Jedi Academy Trilogy
1. Ewoks
2. The Holiday Special
3. The Jedi Academy Trilogy
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the only correct star wars ranking is
1. Ewoks
2. The Holiday Special
3. The Jedi Academy Trilogy
1. Ewoks
2. The Holiday Special
3. The Jedi Academy Trilogy
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prtizker knowing star wars ball is some mandate of heaven shit, sorry to simp
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
prtizker knowing star wars ball is some mandate of heaven shit, sorry to simp
wait i can post all of my horrific star wars takes on here
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
wait i can post all of my horrific star wars takes on here
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sorry THIS is the last one, but if we're talking about star wars i have to bring out the bangers ok
tweets i am sad about removing from the internet part 1 of who knows
this one made everyone so mad lmao
this one made everyone so mad lmao
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
sorry THIS is the last one, but if we're talking about star wars i have to bring out the bangers ok
i literally recorded myself doing this the other day
Tired: ranking Star Wars films
Wired: ranking Star Wars characters by sexual energy
Wired: ranking Star Wars characters by sexual energy
a close up of a person wearing a mask in a room with headphones on .
Alt: Admiral Akbar in all his glory
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i literally recorded myself doing this the other day
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My ranking of the Star Wars movies:
1. I have seen pretty much every Star Wars movie and I basically cease thinking about them the moment I leave the theater.
2. Han is a van man. Perhaps the ur van man.
3. My wife hates Mara Jade so I am legally required to also hate Mara Jade.
1. I have seen pretty much every Star Wars movie and I basically cease thinking about them the moment I leave the theater.
2. Han is a van man. Perhaps the ur van man.
3. My wife hates Mara Jade so I am legally required to also hate Mara Jade.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My ranking of the Star Wars movies:
1. I have seen pretty much every Star Wars movie and I basically cease thinking about them the moment I leave the theater.
2. Han is a van man. Perhaps the ur van man.
3. My wife hates Mara Jade so I am legally required to also hate Mara Jade.
1. I have seen pretty much every Star Wars movie and I basically cease thinking about them the moment I leave the theater.
2. Han is a van man. Perhaps the ur van man.
3. My wife hates Mara Jade so I am legally required to also hate Mara Jade.
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Star wars rankings? Idk I feel like the whole business in the gffa is great atp simply bc it provides interesting background for the events of the ascendancy trilogy
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Star wars rankings? Idk I feel like the whole business in the gffa is great atp simply bc it provides interesting background for the events of the ascendancy trilogy