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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry

@girldyke.bsky.social

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She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask. NO MINORS 🔞

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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · Oct 19

Girldick

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20h

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Rory, new face who dis? @zealousagain.bsky.social · 7h

Subdermal implant that you can play with a record needle, if you can find a turntable that can rotate my whole ass.

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 7h

Oh my god LMAO

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 7h

Hell yeah

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dog girl SATAN @doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social · 9h

fun trans fact! if you're struggling to find the clit, a pre-op trans woman might be a good starter clit fur u to try n find, they're usually muuuuch easier

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:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆🔒oizys🔒☆’ﾟ･:*:･｡,★’ﾟ･:*:･｡: @chunkerror.bsky.social · 10h

estradiol valerate (carbonated)

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16h

Enthusiasm Cannon

A drawing
large text at the top says "NEW! Skull mounted confetti cannons for people who find enthusiasm embarrassing!"
In the center, a drawing of a stern looking man in a suit with a small hole in his head that confetti is spraying out of, a diagram shows a tube mounted inside his head, connected to his brain with wires. The man is saying "I'm thrilled, truly." Small text in the corner says "do not ask how it works! It doesn't matter and it is not interesting!"
Large text underneath the drawing says "let everyone know how you feel without doing something that makes you want to crawl in a hole and die!"

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 3d

the groundhog has seen things that you could not even begin to imagine. you believe it is frivolous, even cowardly, to fear one's shadow. you will not understand how wrong you are until it is too late

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 9h

Under the Skin is one of my favorite films of all time, regardless of genre. It's a fucking masterpiece.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 10h

“woah teams installs are up 7% this quarter excellent job everyone 😊”
*lays u off*

Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 15h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 1d

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

Masked ICE agents throwing bags of brown leaves in unmarked van

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Goblin Inajacket @goblininajacket.bsky.social · 23h

the designer vagina vs the people's pussy

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Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay · 1d

Two folders on a desktop. One is titled "memes for if bottom surgery goes well" and one is titled "memes for if it grows back"

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 23h

i bring women kissing to your TL but more explicit this time

an artwork by Spindle of the characters Felt (on the left), a rabbitfolk woman with reddish pink hair, sitting and kissing Nanami (on the right), while holding her penis in her hand. Nanami (a Wyrn trans woman (Wyrns are very distant species tangentially related to Wyverns) is on her knees, above Felt, kissing her back and grabbing her breast.

On the top left of the artwork is a stylized chibi version of Nanami and Felt (respectively), Nanami is leaning on her arms smiling, and Felt's head is leaning on her hands, equally as happy

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esoteric cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 1d

julius (xe/xir)

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · Dec 27

🗡️🧡✨🧝‍♀️

an illustration of an elf with long dark hair curling down their back, they’re holding a knife with their hands covering their face. theres a moon with small stars dotted around them

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 1d

queen of olympus

Fanart of Hera from Hades 2, wearing lingerie and some sort of loose robe showing her shoulder
She has somewhat shorter hair than original design, with peacock tattoo on the left arm and lotus flowers tattoo on left thigh
Lots of gold jewelry, including a big choker necklace

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah spirit blues were like $8/pack back in the early 2010s when I still smoked, they've gotta be over $12 now.

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 1d

Average lesbian behavior tbh

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 2d

Awful

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10d

Promises #MTG

We're going to print outside intellectual properties on Magic cards using reskins and silver borders.
Wotc
Actually, we'll print the outside properties in black border, but we'll also offer in-universe versions.
Wotc
Actually, we won't offer in-universe versions, but uB won't be legal in Standard.
Wotc
Actually, UB will be legal in Standard, but only half of the sets will be uB.
Wotc
Actually, there'll be four uB sets and three in-universe sets in 2026, but it'll be half and half in 2027.
Wotc
Don't you believe us?
Wotc
cardboard-crack.com

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 2d

I mean.....where there's one, you'll usually find the other

☭⚧️ Ms. Andry @girldyke.bsky.social · 2d

Horse staring out at the ocean with the caption "man"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 2d

sir, step away from the gnome pussy. we have been authorized to use deadly force. we will shoot