☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
She/her, real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask.
NO MINORS 🔞
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☭⚧️ Ms. Andry
@girldyke.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Girldick
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remarkable cock bro
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
remarkable cock bro
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my sexuality is saying something so cornball that i watch her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me senseless
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
my sexuality is saying something so cornball that i watch her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me senseless
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doing a tequila shot by shoving a lemon in my urethra, boofing salt and splashing tequila in my eyes
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
doing a tequila shot by shoving a lemon in my urethra, boofing salt and splashing tequila in my eyes
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As said of old:
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
As said of old:
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I just learned the tick disease that makes you allergic to red meat is called Alpha-Gal syndrome
Imagine you’re the most outdoors man’s man and you go tot he doctor and they’re like “sorry sir we officially diagnose you as an alpha gal have you tried eating olives out of the fridge instead?”
Imagine you’re the most outdoors man’s man and you go tot he doctor and they’re like “sorry sir we officially diagnose you as an alpha gal have you tried eating olives out of the fridge instead?”
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just learned the tick disease that makes you allergic to red meat is called Alpha-Gal syndrome
Imagine you’re the most outdoors man’s man and you go tot he doctor and they’re like “sorry sir we officially diagnose you as an alpha gal have you tried eating olives out of the fridge instead?”
Imagine you’re the most outdoors man’s man and you go tot he doctor and they’re like “sorry sir we officially diagnose you as an alpha gal have you tried eating olives out of the fridge instead?”
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When I get wife you won’t be able to tell me nothin’. You’ll be like “Stella you don’t have your contacts in” “Stella that is not your wife” “Stella that is an alligator” “Stella you’re in the alligator pit at the zoo” leave me alone I’m happy
August 7, 2023 at 3:00 AM
When I get wife you won’t be able to tell me nothin’. You’ll be like “Stella you don’t have your contacts in” “Stella that is not your wife” “Stella that is an alligator” “Stella you’re in the alligator pit at the zoo” leave me alone I’m happy
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🌙 cum is transmedicalism
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🌙 cum is transmedicalism
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What if instead of Sabrina Carpenter she had been Sabrina ElectricalEngineering, how much more would she have been able to accomplish?
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What if instead of Sabrina Carpenter she had been Sabrina ElectricalEngineering, how much more would she have been able to accomplish?
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Happy faggot friday (observed)
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy faggot friday (observed)
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Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
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LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
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When transphobes talk about gendered socialization it's indistinguishable from original sin
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When transphobes talk about gendered socialization it's indistinguishable from original sin
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Writing “wife” in my Notes app
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Writing “wife” in my Notes app
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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idk i’ve sucked dick in a lambo it’s good enough for me. beats getting fucked in the middle row of a wheelchair accessible minivan
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
idk i’ve sucked dick in a lambo it’s good enough for me. beats getting fucked in the middle row of a wheelchair accessible minivan
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God gives her biggest cocks to her bottomest women
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
God gives her biggest cocks to her bottomest women
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the best time to take a nap is actually 7am
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
the best time to take a nap is actually 7am
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lesbians are so funny. it looks like sonic died here
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
lesbians are so funny. it looks like sonic died here
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what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer
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Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
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I want people to be scared when I dock with a hot girl who is a degenerate
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I want people to be scared when I dock with a hot girl who is a degenerate
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my favorite wrestler turned actor turned ancient missile weapon dave ballista
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my favorite wrestler turned actor turned ancient missile weapon dave ballista