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ZAC
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I'm just a little guy
I think all the hot people hang out at the airport
December 6, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I like Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
If elected class president I would:
1. Put sodas back in the vending machines
2. Implement rank choice voting
3. Eliminate the electoral college
4. Reinstate the fairness doctrine
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
wow what should I say? I'm leaning toward "ew no"
November 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
The man the right of the guy standing is Robert De Niro, right?
November 26, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Girl, if he can keep track of fantasy football and figure out how to stream the games, he can figure out how to load the dishwasher.
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Someone had once tweeted that they should make a second Dungeons & Dragons movie with the same main cast but having them play different characters in a different story, and I just wanted to put that forward again because that would be so dope
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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it’s a little funny to watch people fret over whether social media will broaden their horizons or not because the things we’ve always had to broaden our horizons still exist. they’re called: books
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Good for Humpty. Mines been shit
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Tell that to my DnD cleric
Deities aren’t real.
November 22, 2024 at 3:55 PM
It's 10am. Time to drink the full cup of lukewarm coffee on my desk.
November 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
If the feds force Google to sell Chrome, I'm not going to remember any of my passwords
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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It’s been two weeks and their main focus is banning trans people from using bathrooms to ‘protect women.’

Also, the rapist-in-chief wants to put another rapist in charge of all cops and lawyers.
November 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Didn't watch the video, but I thought this was Nick Kroll
Moskowitz: Laser beams do not start fires in California. We cannot guide where hurricanes go. You know who’s amplifying that stuff? Foreign accounts.
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I love the fall/early winter weather until I have to bike somewhere
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Yes, RFK is eating McDs. But can we talk about Don Jr posing with a fucking box of fries?
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I forgot my Twitter password. I'm trapped.
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Great fight
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM