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Zachlaska
@zachlaska.bsky.social
Packers and Ducks (and many other sports), TV, Movies, nerdy hobbies (video games, DnD, board games, tabletop, MTG). Pub trivia fiend.

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Wandering soul trying to find their place in it all.

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Hey y'all! I'm Zach and these are a few of my favorite things:

🧀 Green Bay Packers
🦆 Oregon Ducks
☁️ Cloud 9/LoL Esports
🃏 MTG
🎨 Model Hobbies (40k and MCP)
🎮 Video Games
📺 TV
🍿 Movies

If any of these appeal to you, let's be friends!
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I'm so proud of Malik Willis man. He's earned whatever is coming to him in 2026. The defense let him down today, but this game was special
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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They hunt him down at the Cheez It Bowl and drag him screaming back in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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They’re gonna roast him slowly on a spit over the course of the entire game.
The meathead Pop-Tart who was scared to die is gonna get killed so crazy hard in Pop-Tarts Bowl 4. Truly unsettling redemption arc on the way
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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The meathead Pop-Tart who was scared to die is gonna get killed so crazy hard in Pop-Tarts Bowl 4. Truly unsettling redemption arc on the way
December 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY REFUSES TO GO TO MOUTH HEAVEN
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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OH GOD HES COMING FOR US ALL
PROTEIN LEFT A MESSAGE. TEASE FOR POPTART BOWL SEASON 4
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
POP TART PLOT TWIST!
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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HELL YEAH MY DUDE SMORES AT THE TAILGATE
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The poptart mascots. They just roam the sidelines freely. They chase each other. They walk in front of you. They dance with the band. They make “eat me” hand gestures. This game is amazing.
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Feels like a good day to sacrifice a few giant Pop-Tarts to the gods.
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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The Pop Tarts were left by the Reck with care in the hope that Brent Key would soon be there
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only, ONLY good thing about losing last week in the way GB did was not having to hear people whine about whether we need to gut the core of the franchise (Gutey, MLF, Love, etc) or not.

Shitty loss, rivalry is competitive again, nothing about this screams the sky is falling 🤷

Go Pack Go 🧀
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Appreciate the sentiment and there are similarities but nothing will EVER be worse than that game. In fact it would have to be the exact events of that game or worse against like the bears or Vikings in the NFCCG. And even then it’s tough to say because we all knew that was the Packers year.
For you youngsters who missed the Seattle NFCCG…this was basically that.
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Guys I know losing sucks but if you think this is what the cusp of a rebuild looks like I don’t think you’ve ever experienced a rebuild.

There’s an ocean between where we are and that, even if this ends up being a what if year where we always wonder what could have been.
Agreed. It's just depressing because 2025 was supposed to be "the year" and it got gutted by injury. Instead it feels like this team is teetering on the cusp of a rebuild because the trenches are nothing other than Tom & Parsons, especially if Belton, Morgan, & LVN don't get a lot better next year.
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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packers offseason priorities:
1) hafley and willis extensions
2) chain hafley and willis to lambeau if they say no
3) fire bisaccia
4) renaming the sledding hill after mark murphy
5) extend tucker kraft
6) ban the packers from playing in denver ever again
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Malik time 🧀
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Only upside is I don't get to watch the game where I live, so there's that lol.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Listen man Hafley has shown himself to be an adaptable DC and Love has been cooking lately. Need Golden to start being the deep guy & Hafley to reach deep into his bag.
Hoping for the best on Parsons, but this is still a good team & I’m excited to see what they do.
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Not sure things could get more nightmarish for Green Bay than losing Watson and Parsons in a single game
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.

They are openly saying this.

Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM