Zadie Aoife Golde
@zadiegolde.bsky.social
Angry granny, queer and crafty, she/her, absurdist
Reposted by Zadie Aoife Golde
I will be speaking at this tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I will be speaking at this tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a fork
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a fork
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hey, guess what?!
mtg is still a hot, steaming pile of dog shit.
Y'all have such short memories, this woman was calling for progressive folks to be slaughtered not too long ago.
I'm betting she got exactly zero death threats and just bailed because she's a lazy Republican.
Shocker that...
mtg is still a hot, steaming pile of dog shit.
Y'all have such short memories, this woman was calling for progressive folks to be slaughtered not too long ago.
I'm betting she got exactly zero death threats and just bailed because she's a lazy Republican.
Shocker that...
“Only evil people would hide this and protect those who participated.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hey, guess what?!
mtg is still a hot, steaming pile of dog shit.
Y'all have such short memories, this woman was calling for progressive folks to be slaughtered not too long ago.
I'm betting she got exactly zero death threats and just bailed because she's a lazy Republican.
Shocker that...
mtg is still a hot, steaming pile of dog shit.
Y'all have such short memories, this woman was calling for progressive folks to be slaughtered not too long ago.
I'm betting she got exactly zero death threats and just bailed because she's a lazy Republican.
Shocker that...
No.
We are starving.
We are dying.
I don't care about your "gram", fucking do something.
Because even trump doesn't give a shit about being mocked.
He doesn't see this shit, he doesn't care.
Stop with the performative bullshit.
We are starving.
We are dying.
I don't care about your "gram", fucking do something.
Because even trump doesn't give a shit about being mocked.
He doesn't see this shit, he doesn't care.
Stop with the performative bullshit.
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
No.
We are starving.
We are dying.
I don't care about your "gram", fucking do something.
Because even trump doesn't give a shit about being mocked.
He doesn't see this shit, he doesn't care.
Stop with the performative bullshit.
We are starving.
We are dying.
I don't care about your "gram", fucking do something.
Because even trump doesn't give a shit about being mocked.
He doesn't see this shit, he doesn't care.
Stop with the performative bullshit.
Tennessee has been proudly ignoring its youth since the 90s. God forbid @MarshaBlackburn actually has to answer to the people. She's been ruining lives and stealing taxpayer dollars for decades now. 🙄
NASHVILLE - TN HS Dems Tennessee High School Dems deliver a petition to Senator @MarshaBlackburn to stop the just-announced government partnership forcing TP USA chapters into every school in Tennessee. (“to stop far right extremism”)
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tennessee has been proudly ignoring its youth since the 90s. God forbid @MarshaBlackburn actually has to answer to the people. She's been ruining lives and stealing taxpayer dollars for decades now. 🙄
Sacrifice a couple of your white Xtian relatives, then I'll be convinced.
Y'all whine and cry that Trump upped your grocery bill while the rest of us are getting black bagged, beaten, starved, raped, and killed.
Christians phoning in the homework yet again. 🙄
Your god is a weak ass bitch.
Y'all whine and cry that Trump upped your grocery bill while the rest of us are getting black bagged, beaten, starved, raped, and killed.
Christians phoning in the homework yet again. 🙄
Your god is a weak ass bitch.
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sacrifice a couple of your white Xtian relatives, then I'll be convinced.
Y'all whine and cry that Trump upped your grocery bill while the rest of us are getting black bagged, beaten, starved, raped, and killed.
Christians phoning in the homework yet again. 🙄
Your god is a weak ass bitch.
Y'all whine and cry that Trump upped your grocery bill while the rest of us are getting black bagged, beaten, starved, raped, and killed.
Christians phoning in the homework yet again. 🙄
Your god is a weak ass bitch.
Jupiter and Caboose would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas. Get some rest, eat too much good food, and center your health because next year will be... a year.
If this season is hard for you, keep your space and let us know.
Drink some water and eat your greens 💚💙💜
If this season is hard for you, keep your space and let us know.
Drink some water and eat your greens 💚💙💜
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Jupiter and Caboose would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas. Get some rest, eat too much good food, and center your health because next year will be... a year.
If this season is hard for you, keep your space and let us know.
Drink some water and eat your greens 💚💙💜
If this season is hard for you, keep your space and let us know.
Drink some water and eat your greens 💚💙💜
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My brother, The Professor, calls this time of year the Feasting Season.
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
I tend to agree.
Come see ya granny 😘
Seriously, we love our believing kin more than they will every love us.
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Seriously, we love our believing kin more than they will every love us.
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
Because Jesus says you *MUST* hate that which is different. You must *PUNISH* different people.
Fuck Jesus.
He didn't exist, so he had no bearing on your life.
Fuck christians.
Like Trump? You're not a Christian bitch 😂
I wanted christians to live beside me.
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wanted christians to live beside me.
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
I wanted Muslims, Jews, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Catholics... all to be here beside me.
Because we are better together.
No matter the strife, no matter the anger.
We are always, ALWAYS better together.
Are atheists the only true citizens?
Hey!
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey!
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
This is your daily reminder that US republicans are pedophiles.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
JD Vance is a pedophile.
Why else would they defend a known pedophile??
Republicans are pedos.
The media will continue to tow the line. No Murrows in this generation.
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The media will continue to tow the line. No Murrows in this generation.
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
Nothing but Goebbels, desperate for approval that will not come.
US is cooked, dead, etc.
If you say otherwise, then step up.
Elsewise, we're just another failed experiment 🤷♀️
What answers do you expect him to give?
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
The American people deserve answers, and it’s time for the DOJ and FBI to provide them.
While we appreciate that the Epstein estate has been transparent, it’s time for the Administration to do their part.
While we appreciate that the Epstein estate has been transparent, it’s time for the Administration to do their part.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What answers do you expect him to give?
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
He *must be forcibly removed from office* FULL STOP.
This farce has gone on long enough. The shittiest people in America got to cosplay as leaders and 11 months in people are starving.
Fucking take him out of office.
Stop being fucking cowards.
Hey guys, guess what?
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey guys, guess what?
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
If you want to bang 16 year olds, you're still a pedophile and always will be.
Sorry, that's just how reality works and there's nothing you or your feckless god can do to change that.
Bro, they do this to get leftys riled up. They will marionette his corpse until 2500 if that's what it takes. He is their Messiah. He will never die, even if someone takes a potshot.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bro, they do this to get leftys riled up. They will marionette his corpse until 2500 if that's what it takes. He is their Messiah. He will never die, even if someone takes a potshot.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
Republicans are dependent on Trump being Jesus and since he isn't, they will destroy any who don't agree.
While disgusting, not new. Women are required by the US to sacrifice everything they are to make mediocre men happy and keep them from murdering us. Certain this is happening across the globe in 'civilized' countries because white men can't cope with how useless they are.
Fuck that, step up.
Fuck that, step up.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
While disgusting, not new. Women are required by the US to sacrifice everything they are to make mediocre men happy and keep them from murdering us. Certain this is happening across the globe in 'civilized' countries because white men can't cope with how useless they are.
Fuck that, step up.
Fuck that, step up.
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@redbull.com how y'all gonna make a drink that tastes and smells like mash, but ain't got alcohol in it????
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
Bring back the original silver edition lime and I will buy it every day.
So people who didn't do any suffering over the last month, who never suffer for any of the disasters they pull us into, decided that caving was more important than standing with the American people.
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So people who didn't do any suffering over the last month, who never suffer for any of the disasters they pull us into, decided that caving was more important than standing with the American people.
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Do #Democrats even *want* to win this fight?
Mark my words, massive amounts of money are just *gone*. The accounts are drained.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
They never say this “liquid” bullshit when it comes to tax cuts for the rich or wars or giving money to their friends (in Argentina) etc
See through it
See through it
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark my words, massive amounts of money are just *gone*. The accounts are drained.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
*If* (and it's a still a big if, don't kid yourself) we get out of this, the US will be destitute for generations.
It's in Thiel, Musk, and Zuck's pockets. It's gone.
"Tolerate righteousness or go to jail"
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Far-right pastor Joel Webbon declares that Christian nationalists are allowed to impose their values on everyone "because we're right": "Christians don't have to tolerate degeneracy, and degenerates absolutely must tolerate righteousness or they need to go to jail."
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Tolerate righteousness or go to jail"
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bro, I'll feed your dumb racist ass to a lion first 🙄
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bruh, I wish I could sleep through my job, fuck everything in the office up, tank the company and still get paid.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Must be easy to be a #Republican
No wonder you lazy asses idolize this dullard.
Right out the Goebbels handbook...
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Right out the Goebbels handbook...
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
Lie, lie, lie.
Repeat the lie until you believe it.
Can #Republicans come up with *anything* original or are y'all just copying third reich crap from my 6th grade textbook? 🤔
But many of them did.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
But many of them did.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.
Let's be real: Christians want non-christians dead. Conservatives want non-conservatives dead. Republicans want non-republicans dead.
Full stop, no arguing.
If they were decent people, they would have abandoned the party by now.
Anyone still clinging wants their neighbors gone.