If you see one, the most important thing to say is “WHAT’S YOUR NAME” because otherwise the person is gone for good, maybe. I witnessed one in an alley as the sole pursuit car, I was the only witness, I froze for a second and didn’t shout it in time, and the guy is just… gone now. I’ll never know.

I will never know when he gave me the shot, but I will always remember what he responded.

"My work is to ensure people are healthy, but health without happiness isn't worth much. Playing games makes people happy, doesn't it? Why don't we collaborate? I'll keep people healthy, you keep them happy."

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

same methods, different era

my friend has become intensely convinced it’s due to people getting covid multiple times because there’s studies showing it can affect mood and also reading comprehension, making people much dumber and angrier

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

Arcane really took both "Show don't Tell" and "Less is More" to their absolute limits.

He died like a dog
He died like a coward
The world is now a much safer place
He was a sick a depraved squirrel
And now he’s gone

I feel like if Trump wins and the worst comes to pass, people will still act like somehow, they couldn't have known staff of time. Yet, here we are.

dractuah, bite on that thang!

just kidding! this is just a funny thing i’ve been saying lately i don’t want to be too spooky

this place is cool and all but it doesn't have accounts that let me know when the pyramids become activated so idk if i'm ready to post here consistently

Young Sheldon has been humanely euthanized